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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2007
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper.
What's white and goes up?
A confused snowflake.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
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oldrusty Posted Dec 30, 2007
lol yes i'm still here lol just reading ur jokes .
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 30, 2007
Hi Old Rusty I have just found some 
, would you like some?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 30, 2007
Q. Why did the teacher put the lights on?
A. Because the class was so dim.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 30, 2007
Q. Why do bears have fur coats?
A. Because they look silly in anoraks.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 30, 2007
Q. What do you call a scarred biscuit?
A. A cowardly custard.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 30, 2007
Q. What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
A. Sherlock Bones
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 30, 2007
Q. Where do sick gnomes go?
A. To the Elf Centre.
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oldrusty Posted Dec 31, 2007
lol ha ha and happy new year to u when it comes x
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Steve51 Posted Jan 7, 2008
Did you have a happy new year Kat? Mine was as quiet as a church mouse!
Stephen
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 8, 2008
Hi Stephen 
, my New Year was quiet with a few friends watching tv of the London Fireworks and the Take That Concert. I spilled a small bottle of 
as I could not get the top open and put in my bag and it leaked. My neighbours were all rolling 
from 6pm until 1 am in the morning. Some people even started their New Celebrations two days early and was still the day after.
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Steve51 Posted Jan 9, 2008
Hi Kat, My ..
I hope you will enjoy the New Years here, and it is much hotter than where you are now...
Stephen
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 10, 2008
Hi Stephen When I'm feeling sad and blue, I need someone to help me through. You are the one who makes me happy, makes me glad, and comfort me when I'm feeling sad. You help dry away my tears, and help me to overcome my fears. You will be standing strong, when everything is going wrong. In short, I need to be loved with ardour. I need you, my Stephen, My Knight in Shining Armour.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 11, 2008
Hello Rusty, there is not only in the air but 
haggis 
. It won't be long for Rabbie Burn's Nicht and for hunters to catch the haggis
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oldrusty Posted Jan 12, 2008
aye yer richt there thinker love haggis hmmm burns supper haggis tatties n turnip and a wee dram ta wash it doon lol .
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 12, 2008
I love haggis, I could eat a whole one and the tatties and neeps to go with it.
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