h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not yet... I just went down to the post office an hour ago...

I really am working on your care package! Really!

*burp*

::thinks that maybe he should send Amy a care package::

::tries to decide what to put in it::

Amy, do you have a blast furnace or a nuclear reactor in your dorm room?

put celery in

I've none of the above...

Okay, so no plutonium or iron ore in the care package. What am I going to send her then?

I dunno...

Celery and a microwave?

Celery maybe... and we finally got a mircowave...

Listen to her, "We FINALLY go a microwave!" You've only been there two weeks Amy, you make it sound like you've lived without one for years!

Amy

I get weird without my morning

You think you kids have got it rough?! I remember when we had to heat our own food by smashing flint-stones together! No shoes on our feet and trousers only if yae were lucky! I was one of seventeen children, an' I wuz dunn thee Pit when I was still only knee-high to a Wringer!

*burp*

Clive.

not sillt its all true

*nods*
*shakes*

Amy.

Clive... morning, love.

My roomie's died last night....

I had a once.

...


It drowned.







Seriously what of, was it Whitespot? - 'cos |I seem to remember that being both lethal and extremely contagious for fish.

well im afraid i could tack weapons grade plutonium or celery to the card. i bet you cant even read my writing