Ford Prefect

No, I'm not THE Ford Prefect, just A Ford Prefect. And unlike my legendary namesake, I was INTENTIONALLY named after the British car. Living up to such a famous name hasn't been easy. I drank my first Ouisgian Zoda at age 3 and tumbled my first nun at 9. My second at 9:30.
These days, I spend my time searching for the perfect hangover cause, rifling friends' sofas for loose change, and travelling the Galaxy with my gal pal and occasional dominatrix Trillian. She is always good for a few laughs (or a peck of chuckles, depending on the local exchange rate), a few drinks (though ever since our latest trip to Eroticon V, she is hooked on [shudder] FROZEN Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, which means carrying around a tank of liquid nitrogen whenever we go drinking), and a general good time. Good time being in such short supply ever since the Temporal Crash of '84, I think I'll keep her around.


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