h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey now, you know until I start drinking them I carry the damned tank myself*giggle*

Yeah, but when you start drinking them approximately 2 1/2 minutes after you wake up in the afternoon....

A girls gotta be on her toes around you, Ford...I have to start drinking them when I wake up....

On her toes is the LAST place I want a girl to be around me, Trillian. On her back, on her knees, on her trapeze, on her Pill...but never on her toes.

Do you have any idea how many handprints I'd have on my ass if I _didn't_keep on my toes around you?And only way a lady can get her legs behind her head is on her toes....

Not that _I'd_ know, or anything...*giggle*

Touche, mon ami! But you have obviously never been to the planet Jaggalax, where the women routinely put one set of legs behind their head while using the other set of legs to knit very delicate and exceedingly ugly lace doilies.

I've just been trying to block out the memory...I'm still getting rid of the last 500 of those damned doilies...when's your birthday again?

...or should I start custom designing bras out of them...Wait, thats not a bad idea...We'll make a mint!

You could certainly USE a mint right now, dear. Babel fish and Gynnynd Onyx for breakfast? And you know my feelings about bras: The sooner they get off, the sooner I get off.

Is that why you keep asking me to get the ones made out of fruit leather?

Honestly!
Why wasn't I a nun?

Probably because your parents weren't nuns. Its genetic, you know.

Shite have I chnaged since then! I'm a pagan full of pagan magic and religion gives me a head ache.