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Limericks 21: the Coming of Age
DelphicOracle Posted Dec 8, 1999
Bought what looked like an elephant's trunk
Limericks 21: the Coming of Age
kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 8, 1999
long, coneshaped and grey
Limericks 21: the Coming of Age
Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 8, 1999
It was a misshapen mummified monk
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Wrunklebum Bob Posted Dec 8, 1999
(This rhyme really isn't as clean as...
WB
Limericks 21: the Coming of Age
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 8, 1999
Is this getting kinky?
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 8, 1999
I don't know - there are plenty of things to rhyme with Venus
Limericks 21: the Coming of Age
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 8, 1999
nicknamed "Wee Willie Winkie"
Limericks 21: the Coming of Age
DelphicOracle Posted Dec 9, 1999
*fiddles about with everyone's lines to make something vaguely coherent..*
H2G2 was invaded by people from Venus
Is this limerick really as clean as
It should be? It's kinky
And soft, warm and slinky
No, it's not clean at all, it's quite heinous
Limericks 21: the Coming of Age
DelphicOracle Posted Dec 9, 1999
New start:-
Two reindeer were chatting one day
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Luna(Queen of Hearts) Posted Dec 9, 1999
The topic was: Pulling a sliegh
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 9, 1999
But both of them needed the pay
****
Mrs Claus had a word with her man
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Nilchii Posted Dec 9, 1999
And squeezing his size XXL can.
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Limericks 21: the Coming of Age
- 81: DelphicOracle (Dec 8, 1999)
- 82: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 83: Bluebottle (Dec 8, 1999)
- 84: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 8, 1999)
- 85: Bluebottle (Dec 8, 1999)
- 86: Wrunklebum Bob (Dec 8, 1999)
- 87: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 8, 1999)
- 88: Bluebottle (Dec 8, 1999)
- 89: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 8, 1999)
- 90: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 91: DelphicOracle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 92: DelphicOracle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 93: Luna(Queen of Hearts) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 94: Bluebottle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 95: Bruce (Dec 9, 1999)
- 96: DelphicOracle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 97: Nilchii (Dec 9, 1999)
- 98: Bluebottle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 99: DelphicOracle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 100: Nilchii (Dec 9, 1999)
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