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Limericks 21: the Coming of Age

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Fate Amenable To Change

had an award winning collection of tin


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Bluebottle

A man from just west of Berlin
Had a huge hairy growth on his chin
He hid it with metal stuff,
But there was never enough
Until he got an award winning collection of tin.
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Metal is an interesting thing


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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Metal is an interesting thing
But alas, not as strong as string


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Irving Washington - Gone Writing

nor as hard as play-dough


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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228

Alas, it is so

3smiley - biggrin


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Sorcerer

And I will now start to sing:

The night is young and you're so beautiful


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Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I've eaten too much and now I'm full


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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

The sky is clear
'Til birds apear

      o      o       o      o
smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish° smiley - fish°


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Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I look up and get an eyeful


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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

New one

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Buffalo Bill ripped off Sitting Bull


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DelphicOracle

When he sold him a video of "Krull"


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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Billy the Kid, a cameo skull


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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Rub that last line out please replace with

His TV was broke


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Gnarly (I have a pair)

VCR went up in smoke


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JokerFord2001(the times they are a changin')

Now Bill has a dent in his skull!


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A lively young bachelor named Frank


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Gnarly (I have a pair)

Went looking for someone to thank


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DelphicOracle

He found a young lassie


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Luna(Queen of Hearts)

Who was haughty and sassy


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kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict)

and gave him a pretty good spank...


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Orcus

(new start)

A dealer in scrap metal and junk


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