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Researcher 178815 Posted Sep 20, 2001
Whoever came up with the script for the first show to ever have a priceless necklace stonlen from a posh ship by some criminal who was actually another high up 1st class type person that nobody suspected must be rich now! 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 22, 2001
So let's put a twist in the tale. How about a stolen gold walnut?
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 22, 2001
Mind if I join in?
I have extensive experience with Guinea pigs and Squid.
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 22, 2001
*just joining in*
What about having one of the castmembers being secretly evil?
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Researcher 178815 Posted Sep 23, 2001
Again, I Find that um, obviously.. 
...Obvious! 
But It could work! 
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plato <surfer> Posted Sep 23, 2001
No, I mean you pick someone to be evil by secretely emailing them. It could be anyone! It could be The Bernsteins!
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Sep 24, 2001
Suggested objectives:
The thief: intends, when they land at Carracas, to melt down the walnut. Not for money, just for the hell of it. That's the kind of person they are.
The owner of the Walnut: Either (A) get it back because it was left to them by a great uncle who invented a treatment for hair-loss and was given the walnut by the greatful, but very gullible, wandering bald of Nohab. Or (b) re-check their insurance policy for small print.
One of the characters secretly loves another, and has a drawer full of lovingly made pencil sketches, all done in secret over long periods of time. I.e. one day, they manage to draw one line, very quickly, when no one is looking during lunch.
Another character is anxious to prove themselves during the voyage, in order to win a promotion they feel was cruelly robbed from them by another character, who clearly has lesser ability. The job in question is something very mundane, like being responsible for all the lightbulbs on board.
Another character just wants to watch t.v. and be left alone.
And personally, I would add a discreet but highly intelligent sleuthing Guinea Pig, who aims to solve the walnut mystery.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Sep 25, 2001
These are great! I'll write them down.
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Researcher 178815 Posted Oct 11, 2001
just thought i'd kick this conversation up again! it seems to have been forgotten and new visitors to a page it is shown on will now see it again! yay!
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Oct 12, 2001
So...
We have a walnut, stolen from a hair-regrowth wholesaler, stolen by a hairbrained crook with a fetish for molten gold... well the fetish just entered my mind while reading. What if there's a gold fetish bar in Caracas? Thief could go there to show his trophy, setting the scene for the unraveling. Guinee McPigg (played by Travis Shure)
will go after the thief, while receiving sudden precognitions from the deceased captain of the ship, of whose demise no one knows yet (remember), not even McPigg so the suspense is added because no one knows where these sudden messages from beyond the grave are coming from...
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 13, 2001
Perhaps the golden walnut is VooDoo! Then the perky children, on a lead from the atmospheric gypsy fortune teller hunt down the walnut that accidentally revived the captain as a zombie and riencarnated the girl as a lobster whose fiance is trying to save her from the cook!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 13, 2001
Perhaps the golden walnut is VooDoo! Then the perky children, on a lead from the atmospheric gypsy fortune teller hunt down the walnut that accidentally revived the captain as a zombie and riencarnated the girl as a lobster whose fiance is trying to save her from the cook!
I also have Great News! Wednesday I went to the Marc Maron booksigning at the Astor Place, Manhattan, Ney York Barnes and Nobel. He signed my book "Morgan - This is our first book signing - Marc Maron" because he had never done a reading before and I had never attended one. Just before it started, I SAW JANEANE GARAFALO! I SAW JANEANE GARAFALO! I SAW JANEANE GARAFALO! *doing the "I saw Janeane Garafalo" dance*
And She smiled at me!
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Researcher 178815 Posted Oct 13, 2001
Moving on, when do you think we'll actually get this off the ground and into the post? Presuming the post will be the centrepoint for it?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 25, 2001
*being crushed under the weight of his w*rk load*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Nov 22, 2001
*wonders where Prez is*
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Julie Andrews Posted Feb 27, 2002
Has begun an e-novel based on the life on an h2g2 addict.
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- 41: Researcher 178815 (Sep 20, 2001)
- 42: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 22, 2001)
- 43: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 22, 2001)
- 44: Researcher 178815 (Sep 22, 2001)
- 45: plato <surfer> (Sep 22, 2001)
- 46: Researcher 178815 (Sep 23, 2001)
- 47: plato <surfer> (Sep 23, 2001)
- 48: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Sep 24, 2001)
- 49: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Sep 25, 2001)
- 50: Researcher 178815 (Oct 11, 2001)
- 51: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Oct 12, 2001)
- 52: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 13, 2001)
- 53: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 13, 2001)
- 54: Researcher 178815 (Oct 13, 2001)
- 55: Julie Andrews (Oct 15, 2001)
- 56: Researcher 178815 (Oct 16, 2001)
- 57: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 25, 2001)
- 58: Julie Andrews (Oct 27, 2001)
- 59: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Nov 22, 2001)
- 60: Julie Andrews (Feb 27, 2002)
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