h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Without the use of tired old cliches of dead glowing ghost mentors telling him the obvious, Wowbagger concentrates. Soon huge bits of building stuff (hey this is spiritual, not technical ) start rising from the ground. NM is slowly released from the rubble. Just to show off, Wowbagger then arranges the floating rubble into a free form sculpture symbolising the abstract concept of 'purple'.*

Ohhhhh.. that was wonderful... ~Greebo claps wildly...~ You are indid a master of the Farce... ~grin~

*Cheers ring all around the mountains as everyone celebrates the release of NM and the superb control and artistic bent of Wowbagger*

Maybe if you concentrate some more Wowbagger, you could actually transport the whole Temple over to the next peak on the right? Mr. G. seems a little slow in coming forward with his new construction team!
shazz

"NM.....extreamly thankful to Wowbagger for his release, has only one thing to say"

Oh wow, man....PURPLE!!!! My FAVORITE color!!!!

NM

Orange is better though.. ~grin~

Oooh Greebs You WOULD be popular over here in Holland!
I bet that you'd look divine wearing a purple flea collar!
shazz

Purple and orange go very well together too.

As for moving the temple....

*dips head and concentrates like crazy. Veins jut out from head and face goes red then blue then white... and then a kind of tartan colour. finally collapses*

~huff puff~. Can't... it's too big...

DIEMBODIED VOICE: Judge me by my size do you?

AAAARGH! Stop with the voices already!

...of couse I meant 'disembodied'.

*falls to the floor and begins laughing wildly at the sight of wowbagger attempting to lift the great madmunks temple on his own* hehe!! roflmao!! lol!!! rmsedfdfjle;l; (one of wowbaggers drunken laughs ).......
*pats the walls of the temple and wispers into its vent*
~pardon that man over there, he knows not who he deals with~
Monsy

Tehehehehehehe! Hahahahahahaha!
It was worth a try though Monsy... shall we try painting the whole thing orange and purple... maybe the paint will hold it up a little better!
shazz

You DARE triffle with "The Farce"!

Oh great master Wowbagger.......can I be of service in your cause. We must show these infidels that "The Farce" is true and a power to be respected!!!!


Squint your eyes harder!!!! The power is in the "squint"!

Here....I'll "squint" with you!!!!

"The temple begins to tremble...quietly at first, then slowly growing to a mind numbing ,bone shaking, world ending volumn.......it begins to rise. Quite slowly at first......."

NM

*shazz clutches hold of Greebo tightly so that she doesn't start to fall*
Give me a hand here Monsy... we appear to be on the move!
shazz

*Monsy grabs hold of Shazz who has hold of Greebo and the three of them hold on to the petunias on the window sill as the temple changes positions*
Monsy

Ahh NM... The Farce flows strongly through you, but you are not a Redeye yet. (Deadeye?)

*squints with much florish (??????????? ROKEMEIF@$#%W hee hee hee). The temple moves up higher and holds position.*

So people... where do we want it? The 'nipple' theory sounded good , but then I always was a little biased in that way.

*Releaved that the temple has stopped sloping as the petunia's were just about to fall off the windowsill and deposit Monsy, Greebo and shazz in an unceremonious heap... which isn't a good thing in a temple!*
Yep... go for Nipple Mountain then please Wowbagger
shazz

~Greebo grabs her 'world war I' flying goggles out of her backpack and dons them...~

WEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

WOW, I officially give up trying to read all these new posts, and promptly join the party

Welcome aboard Swiv
We are about to move the temple to a new location... courtesy of Wowbagger and NM, and their mastery of *THE FARCE*
Hold tight... it could be a bumpy ride!
Greeebo... those goggles really suit you... have you a spare pair?
shazz

Do you need a hand to lift a corner there?

If you have some experience with *THE FARCE*, I am sure that the men would appreciate some help!
shazz