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er... so you mean people are doing work in here

Mr G's phone rings "Yes, uh huh... okies, will be there right away."

Sorry, I have to go, help you all some other time

That's it. I can't do it any more. Let's stop everyone!

*stops squinting. Temple slowly settles onto the ground.*

Okay. How far did we get it?

Only about 1 meter unfortunately! We do, however, appear to be a little more stable... or is that just because the right corner is resting on NM's foot?
Perhaps if we hire one of the Mews, they may be able to reposition us... there again, with all the talented people gathered here now, we MUST be able to move before we reach 200 postings surely?!!
shazz

~Greebo takes off her goggles...~

Hmmm... time for a doughnut me thinks...

~Looks around expectantly~

*Shazz struggles over to the private kitchen (see about 150 posts ago! LOL) and finds a glass of cold milk with a straw and a dozen doughnuts*
Tuck in Greebs... you deserve them!
shazz

*rocks up with some heavy duty cranes*

See, I told you I would be back. Now, of course this will have to be extra on top of the already quote, but I am sure NM would love his foot back, and then he can move in with Monsy and her new mansion size box

As the cranes get moving, Garibaldi starts to hand out flyers to the bystanders. On the flyer is 3 for 2 coupon about a train trip to some unknown place, run by Garibaldi Trains 'Where were know how many tracks your mins is on'. As typical there is a URL http://www.h2g2.com/F35969?thread=79217&post=619858

Amazing how those things are conveniently located isn't it?

*Settles down for doughnuts and milk. Amazingly, the cinnamon doughnuts are still piping hot, which is the perfect way to eat them *

We may have only moved the temple a metre to the left but boy didn't we must have got it about 50 metres into the air. That's the trouble with the Farce... High on technique, low on direction.

*looks around* What's wrong with having the temple here? NM's foot might disagree with it in this exact position, but from this point on the hill you get a pretty good view of things.

~Greebo agrees with Wowowowowowbagger... grin~ ... Me could just snooze away here for a little while...

~Greebo promptly falls asleep after placing a small sign in front of her~

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

THE SIGN READS
#ME GONE INTO TEMPORARY HIBERNATION... WILL AWAKE IN ABOUT A WEEK FROM NOW... ER... DEPENDING WHEN YOU READ THIS OF COURSE... TAKE CARE ONE AND ALL#

I still think that It would look much better on Nipple Mountain... but a few drinks and a week chilling out wouldn't be a bad idea!
Lets all see how the train journey goes, then come back here refreshed for the BIG MOVE!
shazz

Well, if you don't want the cranes I can take them back, but there will be an extra charge on that!!

...or they could just stay here and enjoy the view with the rest of us...

Indeed! Do we need to feed them? I think cranes eat fish... but I'm not really sure!
shazz

Joke all you like Ms S PRME, but who else can you turn to. You know what my workmanship is like, and I have very good rates. If you don't need the cranes, I will move them and you can push the temple all you like. Meanwhile I will talk to my friends at the council and get them to plan a mutli-lane motorway right through where you plan to have the temple *laughs evily*

Oh dear! OK... you put the cranes to work then, and we'll all just have a few drinks and doughnuts and hold on tightly to something!
shazz

I knew you would see my way Shazz

Well I think by the time we get back from the train trip, this will be ready.

Excellent news!
shazz

I guess it is

Just wanted to say "hi"



Hi

Yeah... MadMunk!!
You came to visit
You see... your temple is still going strong! Well, it's falling apart a little, but nothing we can't fix with Mr G's help
shazz