h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think that you will find them in the workshop at the back... but be careful! It's a very steep slope out there! I am not sure about using the whisky bottles though... shouldn't we EMPTY them first?
shazz

~Greebo bounces in... ever eager to volunteer~


Me will empty them for you... ~grin~

Great! There appear to be about 4... so we better get drinking
Do you need any ice? There is plenty on the mountain at this time of year!
shazz

eerrrmmm....uuuhhh....in "Kings" English I suppose they would be referred to as "wheel chocks"!

We have Scotch left here!!???.......I sure wish I'd have known that sooner!!!


Oh well. If you guys are through with those bottles, they'll work just fine!.....shove 'em under the wheels. If I leave this JBC here, it should give us enough time to get the "valuables" out before the building falls.....

NM

*hic*... hersh my bokkle NM I fink that Greebs is still glugging hersh! I better take a walk and see where we can build the next one then... oops... I sheem a likkle unsteady on my feet!
shazz

Typical, drunk again I see. Here give me that bottle. How in the world do you think I can get the plans right if you are always drinking.

BTW with the new council planning permits, I think I can race the rebuilding of the temple a hell of a lot quicker

You can?? That is great... that has sobered me up completely! I better go and find a new spot right away then... can you keep an eye on NM though... he looks very dangerous behind the wheels of that.............. Oops!
shazz

~Greebo brings forth the biggest burp in the history of burps~

Oppsss... pardon me... ~grin~

Hehehehehehichehehehehe!

shazzel

~Greebo glows pinkly~ Doesn't me alwasy bring down the tone of the forum??? ~grin~

*luahgs* Yes you do, however you also add character.

Any idea of where we can move the temple to? BTW, looks like it will only be half the cost, which will have to be a good thing

*returns from her foray*
Well... it appears that these mountains are rather like a pair of boobs... or Twin Peaks! ROFL!
I think that we can have a Temple every bit as good as this one once was by just transferring over the the next peak
shazz

You mean the temple would be like a nipple?

ROFL! It could be if Garibaldi builds it in the Mosque style I suppose... but I would prefer something a little more along the lines of a Tibetan Temple this time... easier to maintain!
shazz

Me had a Tibetan Temple once... some kinda cocktail isn't it???

ROFL! It could be Greebs I bet it's served with plenty of ice
shazz

Hmmm... ~Greebo ponders this~... Me can't actually remember... ~sheepish grin~... you know how it is... me was young... the lights were low... me was staring into the eyes of my date... ~sigh~ ... his name was Harry... lovely smile... ~bigger sigh~

He said that he was going to be a big movie star... don't know if he ever made it... ~sad sigh~... the last me ever saw of him was him going to answer the phone... The waiter came to our table and said... "There's a phone call for you Mr. Ford... from a Mr. Steven Spielberg." ... He went... and never came back...

Me had to sneak out the bathroom window me remembers... the cheap so and so... hadn't even paid the bill... and of course me had no money on me...

Oh well... such is life... ~grin~

Oh Greebo ;-( That is such a sad tale! At least you seem to have recovered well now
shazz

*wanders in from out of nowhere*

G'Day.

eerrrmmm....I hate to interupt, but could someone well experienced in the arts of "The Force" be so kind as to get this D**N JCB off me!!!! That one bottle wasn't enough to slow it down!!!!!

This reminds me of an old John Mellancamp tune.....something about"the walls come crumblin' tumblin'!"

NM