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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Feb 29, 2000
Ew!
Pardon the pun.
NB: Wearing clothing that lives does not mean I'll have my way with what I'm wearing.
That's your dirty minds (for which you should be thankful for they are joys forever), not mine.
Having said that, I do apologise for not getting the evident punchline sooner. Normally I'm not that thick.
But how about you, Sid:
You keep your EAR to the GROUND?
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Vestboy Posted Feb 29, 2000
This is the forum about debauchery isn't it?
The main problem with wearing living animals is that they tend to get a bit frisky in the y-fronts. Could I have my ferrets back when you've finished with them in your armour! Pah-lease!
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Mar 1, 2000
Isn't it fun getting low down and dirty with Dutchmen? They see the world so differently. And if you need to stop a sheep from struggling, a pair of waders with big rubber braces would be an excellent investment.
Time for the vodka red bulls I think. And where's the stripper gone?
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Mar 1, 2000
Being a Dutchman myself, I have no clue as to what you're implying 
Anyway I'm glad my sheep don't give the same hell as your ferrets are doing.
But then my sheep are on marihuana so they're not going to be very worked-up about anything.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 1, 2000
I find Wellington boots are better as they allow you to hook the sheeps legs in the top and still keep everything in the right place. (So I heard down the Pub!)
Take your armour off first though!!
Sometimes I wish I were Dutch...
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 1, 2000
*Sid spins with delight*
Well thank you!!!
(I take it that it is ment as a complement) 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 1, 2000
I wouldn't be too sure!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 1, 2000
Owww she's a tease!... 
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Vestboy Posted Mar 1, 2000
Quiet everyone! Listen.
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I think I can hear ferrets chewing
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 1, 2000
*Sid checks his undergarments for any unusual lumps and bumps*
*whispering* Nope, it's not me!
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Mar 2, 2000
Just you wait.....
Anyway Sid, waders are better because you can secure the sheep up to its thighs, and the braces (when run under the sheep's armpits) hold it at the optimum angle for maximum sheep-related entertainment.
And then, just lightly jog along to get the sheep moving in a comfortable rhythm.
Or so I hear.
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Vestboy Posted Mar 2, 2000
Ahhhh. At last! The noise was the ferrets chewing through my gusset to get back home again. Welcome back my furry, feckless friends.
Oh look someone has left a barrel with "Booze" written on the side in waxy crayon. Here's a chance for some experimentation.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Mar 3, 2000
Is this where we start mooning at everyone?
Or do we just down the drink?
" C|_||_P "
Don't you agree that the sign "cheers" above reads a bit like GULP?
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Mar 3, 2000
*thinks to himself*
hmmmm......maybe I said too much.......
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