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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 23, 2000
She's probably gone to get rebauched, so she can come back and get debauched again.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 23, 2000
No, you misunderstand me - we've done so much debauching, she's had to go and get bauched again so we can debauch her some more. Er, or something.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Feb 23, 2000
But we didn't actually get round to any serious debauching..
All we did was talk about it for a bit!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Feb 24, 2000
The red rage rains down on Sidney!!! Can this be true!!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Feb 24, 2000
I think I'm losing my grip a bit.....
Pa Pah....
Nope...it's worse that that, I think I've lost it!
*Sid opens his clenched fists and looks at his palms. He can see the burn marks where reality has slipped through them*
Who will visit me when I cut my ear off?
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Feb 24, 2000
I would, if you promise give me your ear *lugubrious grin*
I must confess i kind of got a kick out of hacking up Lochangel earlier on.
Almost inhuman...
it shouldn't have been her though.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 24, 2000
Rebauchery!
Well, could you tell her to bring me back a bottle?
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Vestboy Posted Feb 25, 2000
And then we could spin it.
Whoever it points to has to drink it, blindfolded.
Then when they've finished we whip off the blindfold and they have to try and remember who they are!
Right somebody make EV stand up and we all have to limbo under his tattoo.
Sid, sing something "limbo-ish" for us - we need more atmosphere!
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Feb 25, 2000
Now, debauchery is a fine art, perversion takes dedication and practice, but I am not limboing under any of the Doc's appendages. That's just sick.
Mind you a bit more Juice and I'll probably think of something even more offensive. Where's that traffic cone?
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Tashmar Posted Feb 25, 2000
hi hope I'm not late for the debauchery,
* hands over large bright red traffic cone*
Hope this helps, but can I have something
else to wear,
* covers his naked body * 
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Vestboy Posted Feb 25, 2000
Good to see you! Here take this rubber diving suit with all the sweaty bits cut out. It's just your size - or two sizes too small, I can't remember which.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Feb 26, 2000
Oh Joanna, I just love the way you did that .
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- 141: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 23, 2000)
- 142: Cupid Stunt (Feb 23, 2000)
- 143: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Feb 23, 2000)
- 144: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Feb 23, 2000)
- 145: Menza (Feb 23, 2000)
- 146: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Feb 24, 2000)
- 147: Lochangel (Feb 24, 2000)
- 148: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Feb 24, 2000)
- 149: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Feb 24, 2000)
- 150: Cupid Stunt (Feb 24, 2000)
- 151: Vestboy (Feb 25, 2000)
- 152: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Feb 25, 2000)
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- 154: Vestboy (Feb 25, 2000)
- 155: Menza (Feb 26, 2000)
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- 158: J'au-æmne (Feb 26, 2000)
- 159: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Feb 26, 2000)
- 160: J'au-æmne (Feb 26, 2000)
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