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Vestboy Posted Mar 15, 2000
*peering over the side of jelly filled bath*
Somebody's been sitting in this bath and left their pants in it!
I'm not eating that I could get a mouthful of ferret hairs.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Mar 15, 2000
I don't really want to know that.
As hard as I would like to want to know, I don't.
Sorry. 
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Mrs V Posted Mar 15, 2000
Hello, only I... And my little PVC dress.... That laces up the front... I couldn't resist it when the woman had one in my size, well I say my size, it doesn't quite lace!!
Hxx
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Cupid Stunt Posted Mar 15, 2000
Well, good to have you. (No pun intended.) Are we back on ferret infested therapists y-fronts again?
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Menza Posted Mar 15, 2000
*leaps out of bath spraying Jelly in all directions*
Went in where, where'd it go?!?!?!?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Mar 15, 2000
Now thats a party trick if ever I saw one!
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Menza Posted Mar 15, 2000
*pulls on armour-plated underwear*
Well it aint disappearing anywhere neer me.
The auditor arrives
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 15, 2000
*ticking boxes on a sheet of paper attached to a clipboard* PVC dress... *tick* Doesn't lace up... *tick* "Whoops, it went in"... *tick* Yes, the debauchery level is still meeting the required standard. Carry on.
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Mar 16, 2000
I see that in our absence standards have fallen.
Well done.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Mar 16, 2000
One tries... one tries...
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- 265: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 12, 2000)
- 266: Vestboy (Mar 15, 2000)
- 267: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Mar 15, 2000)
- 268: Mrs V (Mar 15, 2000)
- 269: Cupid Stunt (Mar 15, 2000)
- 270: Menza (Mar 15, 2000)
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- 272: Menza (Mar 15, 2000)
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- 276: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Mar 15, 2000)
- 277: Menza (Mar 15, 2000)
- 278: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 15, 2000)
- 279: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 280: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Mar 16, 2000)
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