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Cupid Stunt Posted Mar 16, 2000
Two tries, no wickets, and that's the cricket score.
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Vestboy Posted Mar 16, 2000
I like the bit in cricket when they kick the ball over the H shaped thingy. With a stick on a horse.
Or is that polio?
Do you need a firmer grip on those laces?
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Menza Posted Mar 16, 2000
You might want to keep your hands to your self lest you end up with your balls kicked over H shaped thingy. 
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Mar 16, 2000
Wincing should never be easy
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 16, 2000
*ticks off box marked "joke involving the word 'balls'"*
Keep it up.
*ticks off box marked "'keep it up' joke"*
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Mar 16, 2000
Ticks off *frequent use of the word box* box.
Excellent work.
Oh, and EV - my what a large clipboard you have.....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 18, 2000
My clipboard! Well, I'm sorry everybody, but I'm afraid we can't carry on with this discussion until my clipboard makes its way out of Menza's digestive system.
*sits down to wait*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 20, 2000
Sorry, but I told you - we can't carry on with this discussion until my clipboard makes its way out of Menza's digestive system.
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Menza Posted Mar 20, 2000
Here you go EV, I bought you a nice new clipboard. I'm sure you don't want the old one when it, erm, reappears.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 20, 2000
That's very kind, but now I'll have to start all over again.
*ticks off box marked "jokes about bowel movements"*
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- 281: Cupid Stunt (Mar 16, 2000)
- 282: Vestboy (Mar 16, 2000)
- 283: Menza (Mar 16, 2000)
- 284: Vestboy (Mar 16, 2000)
- 285: Menza (Mar 16, 2000)
- 286: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 287: Menza (Mar 16, 2000)
- 288: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 289: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Mar 16, 2000)
- 290: Menza (Mar 18, 2000)
- 291: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 18, 2000)
- 292: Menza (Mar 18, 2000)
- 293: Cupid Stunt (Mar 18, 2000)
- 294: Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) (Mar 20, 2000)
- 295: Cupid Stunt (Mar 20, 2000)
- 296: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 20, 2000)
- 297: Cupid Stunt (Mar 20, 2000)
- 298: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 20, 2000)
- 299: Menza (Mar 20, 2000)
- 300: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 20, 2000)
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