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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 17, 2004
*belatedly follows Corrupt still embarrassed by his lack of ornithological knowledge*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 4, 2004
[The Keymaker comes near the door, apparently counting down on his wristwatch. This does not necessarily occur at this point, chronologically speaking.]
[Keymaker] [muttering] 19 ... 18 ... 17 ...
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 5, 2004
*However, what does occur, chronologically speaking, is the slamming shut of the door leading to the Grand Conservatory Of Knowledge, followed by the appearance of several chains holding it that way. Supposedly, the padlock to unlock these chains would be on the other side, but there's no way to see from here*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 5, 2004
[The Keymaker looks nonplussed for a moment, then shakes his head, turning around and heading another way]
[Keymaker] [muttering] ... waste of a perfectly good sight gag ...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 18, 2004
[The Keymaker finds another door and opens it to F1738054?thread=385410]
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Mar 19, 2004
*the Dewey Demon, slightly disoriented, arrives through the aforementioned door*
Is there a door that will take us to Anti-Affy so thathe can be thwarted?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 19, 2004
[Keymaker] Well, he appears to be in a ship of his own -- and we always have difficulty getting doors that lead to modes of transportation. Do you know what he's doing that needs to be thwarted?
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Mar 20, 2004
No. 
Oh, well. Any chance you could take me back to CHOPPERS HQ? I might be able to think of something there.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 20, 2004
This keymaker is better informed than most narrators!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 20, 2004
Dylan tipped him off while no one was looking. 
[Keymaker] Of course. Just a short jaunt to the H2G2 proper, and we'll get there in no time. [starts walking]
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Mar 21, 2004
*follows, humming a little ditty to himself*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Mar 21, 2004
[Keymaker] [eventually] Ah, here we go ... [opens a door marked A904303] That should take you to the front entrance. I'll just go back and get any more of your friends ...
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Mar 22, 2004
Thank you! And don't hesitate to ask if you need any help!
*the Dewey Demon returns thankfully to Choppers Revolutionary Council HQ*
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 12, 2004
* climbing down a Jeffries tube that intersects improbably with a nondescript white corridor *
Och, Cap'n, the engines cannay tak' it!
* Does double-take on the corridor *
What the f
?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 13, 2004
[Keymaker] ...sigh... I /knew/ connecting these systems to things that didn't actually have doors was a bad idea, but did they listen? Nooooo, I'm marked for deletion instead.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 13, 2004
?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 14, 2004
[Keymaker] Er ... just go back up, will you? I'll have to fix that ... [sigh]
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted May 14, 2004
* Wanders back up, shaking head *
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- 64: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 5, 2004)
- 65: Dizzy H. Muffin (Mar 18, 2004)
- 66: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Mar 19, 2004)
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- 75: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 13, 2004)
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