h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike. It is chronologically later than the previous thread with this setting]

[Yar arrives from F13649?thread=378362 and the Keymaker holds the door open]

*arrives cape billowing*

So this is what a maintenance passage looks like

[Keymaker] The Matrix is structured like a building -- it is built upon a foundation that rests upon a substructure.

[Yar] Does that have any, y'know, actual meaning?

[Keymaker] Probably not. But this /is/ a programmer's maintenance passageway.

*Corrupt ambles in, having finally caught up with the turn of events, and tries to ignore the increasingly Matrixy settings around her.*

What, the Merovingian's chateau and the Freeway wasn't Matrixy enough for ya?

Anyway, I shoulda described this before, but this looks like an endless series of white hallways with all different kinds of doors.

*gets out a can of spray paint and puts STUMPED WUZ ERE in large red letters on the wall*


We'll get them for that later on DD

[Yar] Ah, vandalism. Learnin' the basics of evil, eh, Red?

*ahem* actually YK it's called "fitting up" and it's a well known law enforcement practice ..... I think you call it "planting evidence"

[Yar] [poker face] How fascinating.

*NYC comes in with two slightly-jarred henchmen in tow*

[NYC] Yeah, yeah; that's what they all say. Why don't you just admit that you hold a deep inclination for evil? I mean, all the COOL people do...

*walks in*

Sooooo..... do you actually remeber where each of these identical dors leads to? Like, for instance, do you remember that the toilets are behind the 192,738,384th door to the left?

[Keymaker] I know where every single door leads to. It is my purpose. And the bathroom is in that one. [points to a door with a stick-figure-ish picture of a guy and the word MEN below it]

[NYC] I... take it you don't get out much.

[Keymaker] Nope, not really.

I guess being a prisoner of the Merovingian and being locked in a cell would really kick the crap out of your social life

[Keymaker] Yup.


Are all present and accounted for?

Just Skullock awol

Yeah, i'm here... But, as we're on the subject - Can i get the key for the toilet?

*crosses legs, and starts shuffling feet*