h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lucky I keep all my valuable stuff in here!

*hold up a small pouch*

*pouch promptly gets stolen as well*

[Rohe, holding pouch] Hee hee hee!

You Bad guys somtimes take things *too* far... Sometimes you're just too mean...

*Pushes a passing old lady off her electric wheelchair, and uses that to follow the keymaker*

The Wheelchair, that is! The wheelchair!

Riding an old lady? NOW who's evil?!

[NYC, eyebrow raised] When did we pass an old lady?

[Oracle, huffing up] That wasn't funny.

*NYC gives her plenty of room*

*Escapes down the passage with the wheelchair*

*climbs on board electric scooter with NYC*


Follow that wheelchair !


Now about the state of Superherodom, I have been thinking about this for a long time. Since the demise of our first leader Vestboy and with the Uncle Heavy the acting leader going AWOL it seems to me that we are in a transition period between the Golden Age of Heroing as represented by the first incarnation of CHOPPERS and the new-Age cutting edge heroic endeavour represented by myself as acting acting leader and the current crop of Hero's. I may even go as far as to say that ..... blah, blah, blah, blah .....

*continues in same vein for several hours*

*arrives and follows the general confusion*

*Overhears the narration: "a library card and other worthless junk" and gets rather , the added adrenalin from this allowing him to catch up with NYC and RD faster than a speeding dictionary*

Oh, shhhh!

*also jumps onto the scooter, which is beginning to resemble a game of Buckaroo*

*wonders why everyone is chasing him*

Hey! Why are all of you chasing me?

*To try to avoid suddenly turns and goes through a door to the right, leading him to... F13649?thread=381927 *

sorry, change that to:

"To try to avoid *everybody*, justin suddenly turns"

[Yar] ... I'll hold the door open and watch with amusement.

[Keymaker] I'll just /stand/ here.

*the electric scooter zooms into the new thread ............ and then a few moments later zooms out again everyone arguing about the relative merits of african and european sparrows*

*screeches to a halt*


[RD] That was helpful

[Keymaker] Can we just head to the Grand Repository please?

Which way to the clinstar expanse then ? I hope there's no tolls - I came out without a bean

[Keymaker] Well ...

[He leads them down the hallways to a door that goes to: F1738054?thread=379151]

Well fortune favours the brave ........ so why don't you go first NYC ?

*pushes NYC through the door*

you never know - something nasty might be behind the door do you.

Don't look at me like that

Oh, for goodness sake!

*walks through door*

African swallows...

*silently curses*

[Yar] You can go home now.

[Keymaker] Great ... I'll see if I can find the Oracle. [wanders off]

[Yar calmly goes through the door]

*A rocket-powered Corrupt (or, at least that's what it looks like) screeches to a halt at the door just as it closes. Panting, she opens it and swaggers in.*

40 new posts in one weekend?!? Gasp!