h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooh, lots of cars!

[Cue the more interesting bit of "Mona Lisa Overdrive" by Juno Reactor and Don Davis]

*thinks that he always knew that the sword would come in handy sometime *

*NYC grimaces*

[NYC] Maaan, if only Corrupt were here... and it's rush hour, too!

*NYC pulls a semiautomatic out of the glove compartment and, with left knee on the horn, starts waving the gun about and spews a constant string of curses*

*defrosts*

*Gets up, only to lose balance, and go flying out of the back of the van, knocking down the twin that was standing up, firing at the van*

*More like, Justin goes flying out of the van into morning rush hour, narrowly missing a luxury sedan and bouncing off the windshield of an import subcompact before smacking into the hood of the Twins' van. It was nice of him to volunteer, but NYC would probably have liked to push him out himself *

*holds on to stuff very tightly*

*is holding on for his life - one hand grabbing the twins hair, and the other holding the edge of the opeen sunroof*

Help? Anybody?

~shouts back~

Try not letting go whilst we think of something ..... this is a tricky one and we might need to get some help !

~thinks~

looks as if we'll be scrubbing Justin from the CHOPPERS Xmas card list

~thinks~

Wouldn't it be amazing if Skullock zoomed up in a high performance motorbike about now ?

*uses his glasses to focus the suns rays on the wheels of the Twins' vehicle, in the hope that he'll cause a blowout*

*NYC veers in front of an SUV, in the hopes of putting some distance between himself and the twins. The crew zoom under an overpass, and emerge on the other side to see an Agent Smith having jumped on top of the SUV! Just as quickly, the SUV gets a blowout and tumbles spectacularly into the middle divider, where it bursts into flames.

Of course, it remains to be seen whether the blowout was from Agent Smith, the Dewey Demon, or just because it was an SUV. Another Agent morphs from a nearby state trooper*

*still dithering about what weapon to unleash next*

[The Twins' van swerves to try to knock Justin loose, mostly avoiding the focusing. Twin 1 ghostifies and zooms into the van, trying to grab the Keymaker.]

*draws Doomgiver and with an steps between the Keymaker and Twin 1*

Not so fast Beige Boy !

Doomgiver's properties are explained at A762338

[Twin 1 blows a raspberry, and then slashes at Red Dog's shoulder with his switchblade]

[Twin 1] Ow! [dematerializes his shoulder to heal it, then tries to wrestle the sword out of RD's grasp]

*pokes Twin 1 in the eye in a crazy three stooges kind of way*


There's more of that where this one came from


*follows the poke up with a knee to the Twin family jewels*


Damn ! Missed both your legs

[Twin 1 blocks the eye-jab in the same three-stooges way, and dematerializes his legs to avoid the crotch jab, then continues trying to wrestle the sword away.]

That's really irritating

*puts both hands on Doomgivers hilt, heaves mightily and presses the sword towards Twin 1's throat*