h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Slams down the gas pedal, and drives right up to the Agents car (unnoticed by the agent inside)*

Is that the type of car in Mr Bean? You know, the 3-wheeled one that he always runs in to?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Mr Bean's car is a Reliant Robin JJ -> http://pages.zoom.co.uk/elvis/robin.html The invacar would get burnt up and destroyed by a reliant robin to give you some idea about the performance

[Keymaker] Well, we'll need to get off the freeway and get to a building!

[Agent Spoony then notices the truck headed his way.]

[Agent Spoony] Oh, come ON.

[Agent Orange promptly takes over the body of a guy in another big huge semi-truck, then turns it around to move against the traffic towards the truck Justin is in.]

[NYC] Well, if y'hadn't noticed, Mr cowering-under-the-seat, we've been off the freeway for some time. Come out and point to a building! And quick, before another Agent comes!

Yeah. Do it. Do it now.

[Keymaker] Oh. Well, uh, any building will do!

*notices the other big truck heading his way*

Uh-Oh...

*clambers out of the cab of the truck, and runs to the other end, along the top*

[The two trucks crash, and the camera starts rotating around the crash in slow motion. First they start to rupture, then the tank explodes, then someone swoops down and catches Justin who has managed to not be in the blast. Cut to another police car, where the Agents have now taken residence.]

[Agent Spoony] Look! Up in the sky!

[Agent Orange] It's a bird!

[Agent Spoony] It's a plane!

[Agent Orange] It's Mr. Anderson!

[Spoony] No it's not! It's Mr. Kent!

[Both Agents]

[Cut to midair; it is Superman who caught Justin]

[Superman] Hello! Just thought I'd drop in and help ...

*drives up on a high preformance motorbike.*

Sorry guy, my computer's been down for about a week.

*NYC pulls up to a warehouse off the boulevard, zooming through the garage and wrecking most spectacularly against a shipping container*

[NYC] Well, that was fun.

Gee, Thanks Superman!

*Gets placed down by the side of the road*

Hey, while youre at it, with the whole saving people an' all, i was wondering if you'd be able to do something about those two?

*Points to the two Agents*

*gets out of the van, rather shaken by the journey*

Will these doors do? *points at the main warehouse doors*

*flies through the air as the Van hits the shipping container and straight through the wooden warehouse doors leaving a superhero shaped hole in them*


~from the other side of the doors~


Who needs a Keymaker when you've got NYC behind the wheel

*faints*

*runs over to the others at the warehouse*

*worries about whether the Keymaker can use his keys on a broken door*

*considers worrying about Red Dog, but knows that as a superhero he will shortly stride confidently through billows of dust and smoke, costume and cape probably ripped to shreds [except in certain areas where super-hero costumes are pretty much indestructible]*

*the ground shudders and rumbles and the warehouse doors propelled by a powerful invisible force fly open, break off their hinges, hit the sides of the warehouse with an incredible concussion of sound and break into small fragments like a broken mirror. Striding trough the shattered remains and the cloud of dust and smoke comes a very uptight Superhero*

Not Happy !

Hey, we needed those doors.

*tries to out-glare RD*

*starts to wither under Librarian stare-o-vision*



*makes gurgling sounds*

Sorry, overkill there.

Anyway, best find another door.

*looks around*