The Millenium and The Earth in general. Also what's cool.

Well, hi, aliens! All humans out there must be mad, but they aren't, y'know. I am writing this to talk on the possibilities of small green parrots ruling the world. I have an idea that Tony Blair and all mad people like him who control countries are actually the puppets of small green parrots. (The reason Tony Blair makes a mess of things is that only a novice is controlling him. Small green parrots are increasingly short - staffed due to pollution.)Anyhow, the small green parrots are actually trying to make themselves omnipotent. They have great expectations of themselves. All they originally wanted to do was increase their numbers because they're almost extinct. Instead, they ended up taking over the world.
I have heard rumours that they are using Einstein's Unified Field Theory to make themselves invisible. For those of you who haven't heard of Einstein's Unified Field Theory, during WW2 Einstein was working for the British Army. He came up with his theory then.
You know how to make electricity? Turn a magnet inside a coil of copper wire and there you have it. Well, Einstein thought there was more to it than that. He thought there were second and third fields. the second? Light. You know the old trick - put a spoon in a glass of water and it looks bent. So you can bend light. The third field - gravity. So, you can bend light and by doing that with electricity, it is possible to reverse gravity. All sounds a bit Star Wars - ish, doesn't it? BUT there was an experiment on a ship called the USS Eldridge that proved everone wrong. The ship sailed out from her port in California. She was due to arrive in Greenwich in 24 hours. However, reports say that she got there in 20 seconds - using the UFT.
So, if a ship can do it - why not parrots?

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