h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i didnt think them ones would work anyway

Wow I missed quite a bit. Nice to meet you, Bazooka....

I'm not a small town librarian!! I'm a metropolitan shelving girl. Who took psychology. That's all.

Didn't mean to get you mad, I was just teasing! Hell, my best friend's blonde, my boyfriend's blonde...here, I'll make a joke about myself...hmmm...uummm.... What do you call a really bad kind of person? Fenchurch M. Mercury! hahah....hah...heh...what?

sorry we were not here to keep you company earlier bazooka (spelling?)
we are here now though but for how long we never can tell .......
now for YOU Fenchurch M. Mercury!!!!....where is my joke you promised me???....been looking in my e-mail and have not seen it yet...please, oh please send it soon or i will just have to cry and you would not want that now would you????
monsy

well thank you for you very nice welcome Ms Mercury and Ms Monsy.
you chaps on h2g2 are jolly nice folk
i would love to chat but with Ms Mercury being so far away an' all keeping contact with you yanks is quite difficult.

if you do visit my site i havent got a clue why the stupid thing is repeating itself!
curses on HTML!

don't curse the HTML it is the H2G2ML you should be cursing for it has a mind of its own LOL!!!
monsy

AMEN!!!!! But that's really ok.....some of us need the repete!!!!
NM

and still yet others of us need the spell checker (note NM's spelling of repeat up there).......
monsy

I beg your pardon, but my spelling is correct as it is used!....I suppose I must, someday, tell you of the drumming brothers....Pete and Repete!(old Sheb Wooly album)

:-Þ

NM

pk so its h2g2ml but how do i fix it?

Bazooka....E-mail me what it is you are trying to do and i will see what the problem is, thanks to MadMunk i have gotten quite good at this sort of thing and might just be able to help you, you will find my e-mail address on my homepage
monsy

If I ever tell you one true word Monsey it's this. Don't help him. He's evil. By the way SHE is small and insignifigant (I hope you spell it like that) whether she took a psychology course

how dare you saber!
calling me evil. Ok. there was that shooting incident but nothing was proven.
monsy please help! dont listen to that madmunk hater.

SABER IF YOUR ONLINE I WANT WAR!

small and insignificant???....what do you mean by that!!! h*ll you did not even spell it right!
as for war, i am with Bazooka if for no other reason than the fact that the name states there is a lot of power on his side!!!! of course would still want war do to that little incident between you and i earlier on!
SHOW YOURSELF SABER!!!!
monsy

thats right monsy
saber old mate we wanna fight! By the way i dont like what you did to my page so i changed it back doubling an all.
if saber or monsy is online please talk to me

hello there Bazooka!!!!....i aim to please!!!....Saber is not here but then again he rarely is as his daddy controls his h2g2 time and all
monsy

i can see why everybody hates him on h2g2.
maybe we can make a saber depreciation society?

LOL!!!! good one there Bazooka!!!! .......only thing is, he might actually enjoy it!....speaking of Saber....i wonder if he will ever get around to actually reading the HHGG books??
monsy

i dont think readings one of his good points!
by the way thanks for the tip. Its already on my page. Cos youve been so nice to me ill give ya a link.

not unless the book he is reading has lots and lots of pretty pictures LOL!!!
why thank-you for the link! i am glad i could be of some help for you
monsy

im sorry to break your heart monsy but im going.
and even worse news is that i wont be back until about Saturday.
but keep smiling and i hope to read lots when i return.
farewell h2g2 until by return.
bye!!!!! and keep smiling