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Favourite web pages and sites are:-</font></B></FONT></P>
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<LI><b><font size="2" color="#99CCFF" face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://www.aberdare.ac.uk" >http://www.aberdare.ac.uk">Aberdare
Collage</A></font></b></LI>
<LI><b><font face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://www-personal.usyd.edu.au/~gmaselli/simpsons/simpsons.htm" >http://www-personal.usyd.edu.au/~gmaselli/simpsons/simpsons.htm"><FONT size="2">Simpsons
sounds</FONT></A></font></b></LI>
<LI><b><font size="2" face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://www.nasa.gov" >http://www.nasa.gov">Nasa</A></font></b></LI>
<LI><b><font size="2" face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://www.fbi.gov" >http://www.fbi.gov">FBI</A></font></b></LI>
<LI><b><font size="2" face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://www.five.org.uk/index.html" >http://www.five.org.uk/index.html">Unofficaial
SAS, MI5 and MI6 page (Shows location of headquaters, leaders, the lot.)</A></font></b></LI>
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Best Researchers on H2G2 are:-</font></b></P>
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<LI><b><font size="2" face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://h2g2.com/U27618" >http://h2g2.com/U27618">Madmunk</A></font></b></LI>
<LI><b><font size="2" face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://www.h2g2.com/U40408" >http://www.h2g2.com/U40408">Monshari</A></font></b></LI>
<LI><b><font size="2" face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://www.h2g2.com/U37819" >http://www.h2g2.com/U37819"><BR/>Fenchurch
M Mercury (She makes the fishies)</A><IMG src="http://www.h2g2.com/images/f_fish.gif" >http://www.h2g2.com/images/f_fish.gif"/></font></b></LI>
<LI><b><font size="2" face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://www.h2g2.com/U25691" >http://www.h2g2.com/U25691">Dolphin
Girl</A></font></b></LI>
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Crappiest Page of the day is:-</font></b></P>
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<LI><b><font size="2" face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="http://www.h2g2.com/u91375" >http://www.h2g2.com/u91375"><BR/>El
Total crappo, (El Torrino's) page</A></font></b></LI>
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<P><b><font size="3" face="Tempus Sans ITC" color="#FF9900">I was born into a
poor family but over the years I have made my millions and now I go to private
school in a <font color="#FFFF00">yellow</font> <font color="#FF66FF">Ferrari</font>
F40. <I>I WISH !! </I> As you can probably tell, like most fifteen year old
boys I fantasise about being rich. Just imagine what you could do with it. Buy
a fleet of car's ride around in helicopter and pop over to the USA in my private
jets on weekends.No seriously now, I really live in Cwmdare, a small village
in South Wales. I'm five foot six tall and lets just say that I'm not of a small
build. I'm kinda chunky. I live with both of my parents and my little sister
who's an absolute pain. I live in quite a small but cosy house. I enjoy messing
about on my computer and I think I'm better than I really am. I've taken more
of computers than I've put on, most of it by accident. This is my very first
web page so why don't you send me a note telling me how I could improve my next
one. I was thinking of home video's. What da ya think? I recon Madmunk's page
is brilliant. All of those animations and fingeys on Wales. I've known him since
I was three and I know everything that there is to know about him, so if you
want any dirt on him, just ask! A little tip, don't call MadMunk any resembling
T*G or he'll make your life a living HELL!!</font></b>
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<b><font face="Tempus Sans ITC">Hardy's Magic, slowly being taken over by
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were a dying band. We have been reborn, with new faces and songs. Go to
the Hardy's Magic page and tell us if you think we're OK or if we should
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<BLOCKQUOTE><b><font face="Tempus Sans ITC"><BR/><font color="#FF9900">I've
had enough of writing for now, but if anybody has anything to say leave
a message for me or click here. <A href="MAILTO:[email protected]"><IMG src="http://www.andyart.com/free/animations/myanim/email8.gif" >http://www.andyart.com/free/animations/myanim/email8.gif"/></A></font></font></b></BLOCKQUOTE>
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<font color="#FF9900"><b><font face="Tempus Sans ITC"><P/> <MARQUEE>Here are some
of my hoopy friends I've been chatting to!!</MARQUEE></font></b></font><b><font face="Tempus Sans ITC"><P/>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><b><font face="Tempus Sans ITC"><A href="HTTP://H2G2.COM/U27618">
Madmunk's cool page</A><IMG src="http://www.animfactory.com/animgifs/flags/world/nations_oz/wales_clr.gif" >http://www.animfactory.com/animgifs/flags/world/nations_oz/wales_clr.gif"/><BR/><a href="http://www.h2g2.com/u53422" >http://www.h2g2.com/u53422">Bazooka</a><font size="3" color="#FF0000"><BR/></font><A href="http://www.h2g2.com/U37819" >http://www.h2g2.com/U37819">Fenchurch</A><BR/><A href="http://www.h2g2.com/U48625" >http://www.h2g2.com/U48625">Frustreren</A><BR/><A href="http://www.h2g2.com/U34345" >http://www.h2g2.com/U34345">Olias</A><BR/><A href="http://www.h2g2.com/U40408" >http://www.h2g2.com/U40408">Monshari</A><BR/><A href="http://www.h2g2.com/U34159" >http://www.h2g2.com/U34159">Swiv</A></font></b></BLOCKQUOTE>
<b><font face="Tempus Sans ITC"><BR/><P/><font color="#FF9900">With great thanks
to <img src="http://www.web-wrangler.com/ashlandinterne/images/ctlogo.gif" >http://www.web-wrangler.com/ashlandinterne/images/ctlogo.gif">for
just being there</font>.</P> </font></b></FONT>
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