h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*a single tear falls from monsy's kaleidoscope eyes*, bye dear Bazooka, you will be greatly missed!!!
*sniffle,sniffle*
monsy

What? Bazooka left and I couldn't even say goodbye! Why, Monsy, why are they all leaving us?!

*tear streaked face looking toward the skies*.....OH FENCHURCH!!!, i do not know!!!, maybe it is us!!!, quick!, check our stinkometer!!!!, do we suffer from BO or do we have garlic breathe??!!!.....
monsy

That's right you smell.
No-more can be said. The almighty name of Bazooka was actually thought up by my fantastic mind (his name's Miche Bazz.) If war is what you want, war is what you get. You seem to have forgotten that my name is made of much more powerful things than a bazooka.
My Daddy doesn't control my time on the net and I would read the trilogy if somebody would lend them to me! Hint, hint Sadmunk. Baz hasn't read them either mind.

By the way whilst you are taking sides with him you seem to be forgetting what he wrote on the top of my page. Just look!!

hahahhaha LOL monsy/

saber-Well... I *would* send you my big leather bonded bible-esque collective works, being the wonderful forgiving person I am, but you're so far away.

I recommend you get a big bible-esque collective works edition, It's got a nice little short story in it. And it's fun to swear on.

page smage!!!!....you are just so much more fun to pick on
monsy

here, here monsy. Saber is sitting there on his high chair laughing at us making all this fun at him. We must strike him now with some insults that will see him off for a couple of days...
ummmm....
ummmmm.....

any ideas?

See me off, I'm back and ready for more!

Well....uh... you're... MEAN!!! ha!

Yea!!, what she said!!! and your feet stink too so there!!!!
monsy

WAR! WAR! WE WAGE WAR!
SABER WILL BE RIPPED FROM HIS PEDASTEL AND BE GIVEN A STERN TALKING TO!
UNITED WE STAND BAZOOKA, MADMUNK, AND THE POSSE!!!!!!!!!

STOP! STOP! This does not sound like a very friendly forum. But Bazooka has assured me that this is the place to come when you need advice. So here I am. I would just like to introduce myself. I am "foxy, foxy lady."

I would just like to add, have I missed something, because Sabre sounds alright to me.

hello there foxy lady .....don't worry, this forum is not as bad as it seems to a new visitor
just think of it as stress therapy
now, you said you needed help???.....what can we do for you??
monsy

Right, yes, this is most definatley a friendly forum, unles of course, you happen to be Saber, in which case, it's not.
You think he's alright? I can only reply by saying you obviously havn't met him then. Trust me, i have to put up with him day after day, and as you can most probably tell, this leads to some 'minor disagreements'...
H2G2 lesson 1: before doing anything, utter the words 'SABER IS THE ENEMY OF ALL MANKIND'.

Lesson 2: SMileys! is done : - ) without spaces...
; - )
: - (
8 - )
and there is a fish that is done > < > but i'm not going to show it, for protest reasons....
Anything else you need to know, i'm your man, and monshari is your women, and so is Fenchurch, and everyone else is here to.

could i ask my dear MadMunk.....why for are you protesting the fishy??????
monsy > < > (just in case you have a valid reason)

Bluefish? nuff said.....

We really are friendly people, Foxy, foxy lady. Ask anything and one of us are bound to know the answer (read: MadMunk)

MadMunk, you're *still* protesting bluefish?! Monsy, you didn't know he was protesting the fish? Foxy, would you like a custom-built fish? Fenchurch- oh wait, that's me.

Saber's still a very bad person.
Where'd Pastey go?

Foxy- they (Pastey; all two of them) have an entire How2H2G2 article you might wanna check out. It tells you all the cool stuff to put on your homepage, and is extremely user-friendly (as opposed tot he expose I really should go straighten out)

i did not think he was still protesting the blue fishy but now that i know ok
fenchurch, do you ever meet yourself coming and going????
monsy

Well, i'm not really protesting so much anymore, it's just well, become, sorta, habit not to use the fish. Anyway, once i start things, i stick to 'em.....

Don't worry, I'm still around, just a bit busy at the moment. It's Beer Festival season at the moment and I'm a bit involved with a couple of them, so I HAVE to spend my time drinking booze. Hard life. That and we're down to one computer at the moment, hopefully to be remedied next week.

Hiya MM, long time no speak. Ever get any joy with that sound thingy? I didn't, although apparently it's not been coded into h2g2 to deny sound so I've no idea why it didn't work.

I don't care, I like my fishy