h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A cruel blow has been struck. What happened to the Green Jester we all knew and loved?

We must mourn his sad passing.

As for me, I am simply schitzophrenic (however you spell it). My supervillian side came out when I fished your page, and I'm truly sorry. Wanna hit on a supervillian, now? Wait a minute and I'll go fish one now. Ok, the URL is: http://www.h2g2.com/F40092?thread=58474&post=430253 Go to it!

Although, I guess Uncle Heavy can't go until someone frees him. (Affy and I can't free him because we participated in the battle).

You're just making the rules up as you go along, aren't you?

If I recall, the rules state that once a villain or hero has been beaten in a battle, they can't participate until freed by a member of their team.

As for the Green Jester, he was actually another one of my alter egos. There was a masked ball in the Damogran forum, and I changed my name, age, face, culture, and overall physical appearance. Believe me, Affy has seen the light of day a lot more than Barbazzo Fernap.

Well, with Affy and I on both sides, there had to be a rule about freeing people, so yes, I made that one up. The original rule said that once you are frozen out, you can't post to your own forum. That was kinda ambiguous, so I interpreted it in a logical way to mean that it puts you out of action with respect to any super battles.

Or that might just be revision and stuff. But how many actual people are there now, not counting alter-egos or whatever you want to call them. And who exactly is everybody now? And who has been captured by those evil fiends that call themselves STUMPED? And what on earth am I doing? Help, exams scrambeling brains! OK, deep breaths... So what's going on?

Well.
There's Vestboy, Me, You and possum who are fully paid up members.

GL is a schizophrenic
Affy has a bit of an identity crisis. i think he's a bit insecure.
Irvine Neon has, apparently, left the building.

PS

put a winking smily on my and vestboy's battle forums

Aaaarrrrrrgghhh. My attack on Darth Noir failed! Someone else should attack someone else and post the url here.

Sign me up, but I don't like DUOS. Sounds like there are only two of us.

My superpowers include:

-The willpower to eat one potato chip -- AND NO MORE.
-While channel surfing during commercials, the psychic ability to return to my primary program the exact second the commercials are over.
-Binocular vision, stereo hearing, and the strength of one man.

The only thing which can defeat me is cheap, macrobrewed beer. Miller Genuine Draft is my mortal enemy - my nemesis, if you will.

Glad to have you, hero.

we're CHOPPERS now. So to speak.

Another member. Hey, do we have to have weaknesses?

Perhaps admitting my weakness was a tactical error. But as a superhero I felt constrained to go the full disclosure route. I also have a weakness for red-headed women who give me backrubs, but that's a different kind of weakness.

Watch out for afgncaap. He's suffering a kind of hero/villain identity crisis. don't give him an inch.

I still love you, though

Shucks, I... I didn't know ya cared.

*spying in the shadows*

Not you, dumbass. I meant afgncaap. Go here for some villain-bashing fun: http://www.h2g2.com/F43499?thread=58866&post=434994 Scores as they stand: STUMPED 1 CHOPPERS 0 Is anybody going to do a hero webpage?

We got him!!!!!

STUMPED: 1
CHOPPERS 1

It's all tied up now.

Oops. Just noticed they got Vestboy. So the score is:

STUMPED: 2
CHOPPERS 1

At least we haven't been shut out.

well then: all out attack on Darth Noire: http://www.h2g2.com/F40092?thread=58474&post=436456 finish him/her/it!