h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That was just a brief interlude with a few words from the sponsor of this fine thread

The lime/lemon coloured/flavoured iceberg continues its maiden voyage.

And speaking of maidens isn't that......

...the name given to a bowling over in cricket when the poor batsman fails to score a single run. But.....I digress......

Shazz being an expert on the male/female dilemma and speaking of cricket. Is the 12th person on a ladies cricket team known as the 12th man?

Meanwhile back on the iceberg the King Penquins have won their game of curling and have retreated to the bar where the subject is.....

the best way to mix a perfect Harvey Wallbanger!! Which should go in first??? The.....

...cleaning cloth to ensure the surface is sparkling clean for the....

insertion of the galliano....then the ice..lime green of course...followed by....

Sorry to here your news, Loonytunes, sorry I can't go to your homepage. Not much anyone can say ,is there?

Hope things look up for you soon.

As mentioned on another forum thank's Grey Area.

Harvey Headbanger recipe continued...

...the bartender turning the lights down low...

Barry White plays softly in the background...

A penguin goes into the bar. The barman looks at hime/her/it and says...

You're a bit overdressed for the barn dance. The formal dining room is on the top deck. I believe a seat is reserved for you at the captain's table.

The penquin enters the formal dining area.

The crowd rise from their seats and burst into a thunderous burst of applause.

Captain....

'And as we welcome our special guest speaker for the evening.....

....the penguin acknowleges the applause and launches into a spirit rendering of *High on a Hill a Lonleeee Goatherd* whilst tap-dancing to the theme of the infamous *John Smiths* advert! The audience go wild....

...and demand the penguin dance from Mary Poppins for an encore. The penguin however.....

denies knowing that one,swearing blind that he was far too young to have starred in the film,only being able to perform the *goatherd* song due to an unfortunats encounter with.....

Getting entangled with a Japanese tuna boats long line and losing the tip of his...

...beak, leaving him unable to effectively.....

Whistle!

My inerociter has blown up, and the BBC no longer have any stocks left.

*My Goodneth*...lithped the penguin.*I theem to have lotht the plot here.....what on earth doeth Proff mean ?