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jack white Posted Nov 4, 2011
Afternoon Mac. 
Nice nap? 
You've arrived just in time for lunch. I think I'm going for a classic. 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 4, 2011
Good choice Jack, it is Friday after all.
Pretty good nap thanks, might have another one in a bit.
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jack white Posted Nov 4, 2011
Yeah, well you wouldn't want to do anything crazy like staying awake for two consecuive hours or anything.
Anyway, I'm debating whether or not to go for a stroll and make this a somewhat elongated lunch break. 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 4, 2011
Jack, if you're wanting to go to the pub, just go in.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 4, 2011
Just had beef curry for lunch
Its a lovely sunny day here - wouldn't mind going for a stroll myself
Afternoon Mac - did you have a good birthday? 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 4, 2011
Hello PSD. Yup I did thanks. I've still got cake left.
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jack white Posted Nov 4, 2011
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Happy Belated Birthday, Mac.
Went for a brief stroll that was interrupted by a gazillion chuggers all attempting to persuade me to make monthly contibutions to whatever charity they're working for.
Do they think I've got money to burn?
And why don't they just recognise that the frown on my face as they approach is a signal that they're wasting their time? 
Idiots.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 4, 2011
Jack, I had someone round from Barnado's asking for money, I just tell them I already contribute to another charity.
I'm probably going to hell but that might not be a bad thing if Phil Collins is somehow deamed to be heavenly.
Also, thank you very much Jack. It is still my birthday week.
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jack white Posted Nov 4, 2011
Mac, Phil Collins can't possibly be going to heaven.
After everything he's done it would be just impossible.
Besides it would be a bad move for morale. Everybody who lives there would simply head for the exit door and move in with Satan.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 4, 2011
Jack, he could well be like the Weather Gods or the Football Gods.
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jack white Posted Nov 4, 2011
Frankly Mac, I think he might be worse.
A harsh comment maybe, but I stand by it.
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jack white Posted Nov 4, 2011
Say what you like about the Football Gods or the Weather Gods or Satan or Hitler or Pol Pot or even Tony Blair.....
......but none of them was ever responsible for Sussudio.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 4, 2011
Just thinking why bother invading Iraq - they could have just posted loud speakers with Phil Collins on a loop.
Everybody would just leave and then they could have walked in! 
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jack white Posted Nov 4, 2011
Exactly.
Phil Collins is a weapon of mass destruction.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 4, 2011
PSD, if anything would heighten the sense of hatred for the West doing that would be it. Bombing them is the much more humane option.
Jack true, only the sickest of minds could concoct such a heinous song as that.
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jack white Posted Nov 4, 2011
Well it was nice to end the week with a good old-fashioned piece of anti-Collins bile.
Have a good weekend, folks.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 4, 2011
Well I am off now - going to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers tonight - I think I may have mentioned it already though
Talk soon
PSD
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