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jack white Posted Nov 7, 2011
I suspect PSD would polish off a vat of wine over the average lunchtime, Mac. 
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jack white Posted Nov 7, 2011
Denial.
It's the first stage of alcoholism.
Right, Mac?
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 7, 2011
True Jack. I never lie about when I drink.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 7, 2011
Right I am off now seeing as I have killed it. 
Have a good one people. 
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jack white Posted Nov 7, 2011
Naturally, Mac.
Whenever you or I wake up naked in a gutter without knowing what month it is after being on the lash for three consecutive weeks non-stop, we're perfectly open about it.
That proves we're not alcoholics. 
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 7, 2011
I have never woken up naked in the gutter .
EVER
Did once wake up falling off a wall - the hard landing woke me up
And head down on the kitchen table
but never in the gutter
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jack white Posted Nov 7, 2011
Falling off a wall?? 
The mind boggles.
You'd better explain that one.
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peasoupdragon Posted Nov 7, 2011
Was a long time ago - I came out of the pub and couldn't find a taxi - eventually I sat on a wall - but I fell asleep and fell off the wall as you do! 
Ground literally came up and smacked me in the face
Right off home now - see yah tomorrow 
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 8, 2011
Morning people.
Thought I should put in an earlier appearance today given I did one yesterday.
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jack white Posted Nov 8, 2011
Morning Mac.
Certainly not used to seeing you up and about this early.
I suppose this means you'll be back in bed before 11.30.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 8, 2011
Perhaps 10:30.
It's still pretty dark here, so it doesn't feel like I have been up for two hours at all.
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jack white Posted Nov 8, 2011
Well you are pretty close to the Arctic Circle, Mac.
Just keep an eye out for Polar bears.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 8, 2011
They'll be too busy drinking Coca-Cola around this time of year, Jack.
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jack white Posted Nov 8, 2011
Idiots.
In November they should be drinking something hot.
Like a nice cup of tea.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Nov 8, 2011
All year round if they plan on staying near the pole.
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