h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Captain does like most things Scottish, Jack. Having said that, I wasn't
particuarly disgusted by Haggis.

Deep fried ice cream? It must be fun being in a Scottish kitchen, just check everything in it to the fryer and see what works best/worst.

In that case, Captain, you must be head over heels in love with PSD.

See, Mac knows.

I dont do married women, Jack. I'm not James Bond.

Jack thinks of you as morally bankrupt Captain.

Always wise to deny everything on a public forum, Captain.

I didn't mind haggis either. And I like deep fried food as long as it's food that's supposed to be deep fried. My only gripe with Scottish cuisine is the fact that they deep fry stuff that isn't deep fryable.

Deep fried ice cream was in a Mexican restaurant in Dublin

Mexicans providing Scottish cuisine in Dublin.

I knew globalisation was a bad idea.

Stolen from Scotland no doubt though PSD.

Deep fried ice cream has been known to make it onto michelin starred menus.

Sickos.

You wouldn't get that at Harvesters.

MmMmmmMmmmmm Harvesters. I love that place. I love that place as much as people pretend they love Nandos.

And not just for the hot waitress that no doubt knows, i mean thinks, im stalking her.

See? I knew he was morally bankrupt.

I was joking Jack.

No.

You.

Weren't.



You have a thing for barmaids, haven't you?

And I mean that in all senses of the word.

Mac, all men have a thing for barmaids.

Am I right, or am I right?!

You're right Captain. We wouldn't be men otherwise and what would be the point in barmaids otherwise?

See Jack, i knew i could rely on Mac for his support.

We all know the saying 'yes the barmaid did flirt with you and no she doesnt fancy you'. But that's not the point.

It's more the fact that we think she does that keeps us coming back.

To be fair Mac, i think between us we've got a pretty decent record.