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They're effectively Arsenal now Jack.

Citeh, I mean.

Jack, City will implode long before they see any success. I reckon you've got more chance of winning the league again before City win it.

Nasri and Co will want to leave by the end of the season.

That's the thing though, if they leave it's only ever going to be on loan unless they want to take reduced wages, which is fairly unlikely.

Right, I am doing one now anyway so have a good one people.

Even Citeh can't throw THAT amount of money into the squad without hoovering up a few trophies.

It wasn't funny when Chelsea did it to knock us off our perch but it'll be funny when Citeh do it to you.

Bye Mac.

I'm going to do one too.

Talk tomorrow.

Morning all.

Friday!

Morning Jack

I'm hanging my Scottish head in shame after last night

Much as I dislike both Rangers and Celtic I still want them to do well in Europe. MASSIVE FAIL.

Morning Mos.

All the Scottish teams have exited Europe before the end of August. But there's still one Irish team left.

Unfortunately it's not Bohemians.

Morning.

A well earned for all involved in Scotland.

Also, however, congrats to Shamrock Rovers!

I've been congratulating Rovers fans all morning, Mac.

Through gritted teeth.

I doubt you'll need to do it for too much longer.

Cool. Are they in the Europa League proper then aye?

They are, Mos. Beat Partisan Belgrade to get there.

Better than being thumped by Swiss and Slovenian teams.

And I know, Mac, but still...

Very well done to them. I'm a Dundee Utd fan and we got knocked out in the previous round by some Polish mob, well 2nd in the Polish League they were. They were lucky of course.

Rovers are in Pot Four Jack so they're going to get obliterated.

Of course they were.

Anyway, I have a site visit to make so I'll say goodbye. Not exactly looking forward to this week's Arsenal game but I feel fairly sanguine about our inevitable defeat. Sometimes it's the hope that really kills you and this week we've no hope. It'll be interesting to see who Wenger plays though. Still think you should show up at OT with a pair of boots, Mac.

Have a good weekend.

I'll see what I can do Jack. I'm not sure I want my first game with Arsenal to be a horrendous defeat though.

Have a good one Jack.

Monday morning.

No bank holiday in this part of the world.

And I'm being destroyed by all the United fans in the office.