Fragile
Dear Sir,It has come to your attention that your website contains several references to "Kendal Mint Cake"(R). "Kendall Mintcake"(C) is not a valid subject for discussion and is patented in four fifths of all first world countries. To avoid any further action by our parties we suggest you remove all references to "Kendel Mintycake"(TM) from your site.
We are not an unreasonable company, however, and if you wish to publicise "Kendoll Mintkak"(S) on your page we may well be able to offer you a cash (or product) bonus. "Kindul Montcok"(T888) is not a subject we wish use in the vaguest of humourous entries. We will be checking your page for references to "Candle Muddlecrack"(Y) in two weeks and if any references are still present we shall drop a 8 foot square "Cindy's Mouthcrevice" on your home, causing major structural damage.
We await your response.
Yours sincerely
Mr. Paul Frong
The Kendal King
p.s. Stop that!
Radioactive Mice - Part 2The rotting remains stirred as the decomposing flesh of the, now funky, feline parted to reveal the mouse with a sly (but sincere) look upon his little face, but his ears told a different story.
They told a tale of a warrior, a beast who travelled...
"Quiet ears!" and they fell silent. In fact they fell off, and they didn't stop there. They fell and fell until eventually they stopped. They stopped.
www.chris.lambert.net - It's where they stopped.
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Sensitive up to 2.5 THz
Ingenious
Has the ability to travel through time Disadvantages Fiddly
Looks a bit like Tom Selleck
Slippery when wet
Inverts during low pressure
Looses power at 45,000 feet Answer: I'm Tom Selleck with the full extras package.
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