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Post 1

Researcher 99947

After all those weeks, nobody has been to your page and commented on that poor Mousey? For shame!! Really!!

Well, let me be the first that I sympathize with that poor mouse... it raises many questions: why is he radioactive? why didn't he suffer from lepersy? did the cat's nails fall off? well, who knows!

I'm just here, dropping by to say hullo....


HUlllllllloooooooo! Hope to see you around!

Tata, Tootles, and Cheerios,
Sporkulious Eglon


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Post 2

Barry Bethel

Yes. It seems that little mouse just wasn't appreciated. It lived a small life, in many ways. It wasn't king or manager of some multi-national conglomeration, nor was it lead guitarist of 'The Who'.
It was just a mouse. A mouse which happened to be radioactive. Maybe one day we'll realise that just because something has a half-life it shouldn't have to suffer with *half a life*.
Thankyou for your time, and I'll pass on your condolences to the mouses relations (parents and a brother called Maurice).


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