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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Apr 11, 2001
'sss the wunnaful thing ..ahhhbout birfdays... no madder how ol y'git (hic) they allays brings back memories of alllll the previous annual ceremonies ...an y'can stard acking like a kid again... See how some 'traditions' and 'rituals' acktuwally have a good ..thing aboot 'em. Happy birthdy ..(hic) ..everyone.
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 11, 2001
....ssshhgreat shanks john.... I fffullee intensss ge'ing 'rageoushlee Bladdered ash shoon as posh....
I's wannaful innnit - sher way we all shelebrate ge'ing drunk,,, shorry getttinng closher to deaf... Waaaaahhhh 
.....
The BOG
Tefkat Posted Apr 11, 2001
Ooh Argon0 
If you only knew what the word elephant conjures up in THIS house... 
The BOG
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 12, 2001
Yup Bladdered!!!! Completely and utterly... Not sure where it comes from, Oh well Off to the british English thread!.....
The BOG
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 12, 2001
Well do tell, or would it upset the Mods?
The BOG
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Apr 22, 2001
An overly full bladder will do that.
And let's face it, this thread was just an anti-moderation rant. I particularly liked the 'compleat works of Shakespeare' Wumbe posted. That must have given them some over-time reading through that one!
Wanna start a "new BOGs" thread for Boring Old Geezers and keep out the young'uns by being deliberately obtuse and self indulgent and drooling a lot?
The BOG
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Apr 22, 2001
Yeah .. might's well stay here then, eh? No point in having peeps wandering off and gittin lost ..is ..there ...uhm ..hello?
The BOG
Tefkat Posted Apr 22, 2001
Oh sorry. Didn't have this new-fangled ear trumpet thingy turned on. Hang on a minute...whee-oo-ee-phoooo-screeeeeeek-crackle..I said...kkkk-cree-zzzzz-pttttt-whooooo...and then...buzzzzz-beeppppp-burp.
OK?
The BOG
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Apr 23, 2001
*help,I've become grandpa Simpson and I can't get up ..or is it down*
Eh? Who are YOU? Get away. Don't point that thing at MY ear! What?
The BOG
Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 23, 2001
BANANAS!!!! I don't want no Steenking BANANAS!!
Thanks for offering though Tefkat...
that is what you said?!?
The BOG
Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted May 4, 2001
Has the great Wumbeevil left us? Or is he just hiding under the sideboard again?
Here, Wumbee, Wumbee. *bangs spoon on beer glass*
The BOG
Tefkat Posted May 4, 2001
*Comes back in from the loo*
Wumbeevil?
You mean you didn't know?
He's in the Ladies' again
The BOG
Tefkat Posted May 4, 2001
In the Ladies' loos.
He was muttering something about policemen practising magic in a Newfoundland town called D***o, and banging on the vending machine.
Packets of tights were flying everywhere...
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