h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I, err think she may be trying to gain admittance to the clubhouse.

iS THERE AN ECHO ROUND HERE THEN?

Oops The acoustics are a bit strange aren't they. Pardon me for shouting. It was the shock of seeing that picture.
Is it at all relevant that she received it for winning the Long Drugs Challenge? P'raps it came via Agra?

Apparently she possesses a particularly impressive wedge shot and you should see her play through the rough!

What sort of irons does she use?

Dunno but you shuld see her niblick.

Is that summat tae dae wi' the nineteenth hole?

Dunno, but when she hits a bad shot you should see what the caddie does with her divot.

I heard she tried flexible clubs at the Viagra Open recently, but went back to her old clubs, saying she preferred to be firmly shafted when not taking part in stroke play games.

Apparently she practises at a Jewish golf club because she kept missing the cut.

She must have a bit of German blood in her, cos when her partner pulled back her lead and took her to an extra hole, she was distinctly heard to say, F**k the back nine".

Ballwashers anyone?

Do you get them from those fetish shops?

hehehehehehehehehehe
I just watched The Meaning of Life Nanny. Now I understand.

(I also now understand the reason Cafflicks are forbidden to watch it)

*Wanders off singing happily...*
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Quite....

I didn't know that Cafflicks were BANNED from watching it - I thought they just went straight to Hell....... ....