h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooh Eckyboos, "little chicken" indeed. Wars that a slurp of the tongue?

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Well, well. lookee here

http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,667777,00.html

It's not often the BBC gets accused of censorship is it?

You're going to have to paste that URL because it's getting screwed up by h2g2

Now why isn't the goat sex story on the BBC News website? We've got murder, war, paedophilia and famine, but no goat sex.

Could it be that someone in the higher echelons of the BBC is a closet goatf****r and is clamping down on this story?

You can usually tell a closet goatf****r by the chewmarks on his clothes.

Oh yeah, the story

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_545271.html

The Ragged Trousered Philanthropist will never be quite the same.

Another copy & paste shot I'm afraid

How not to get a job with the BBC:

www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4189368,00.html

Must run, I'm off to change my name to Hymen the Goatf****r and apply for a job.

Thanks for the link.
My page feels complete now.
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I didn't realise we had any goats around here.

Hang on a mohair tho, does this come under the heading of, "Honour thy goat and thy goatee"?

'S probably more like that last waltz on the Titanic, "Nearer My Goat to Thee"!


~jwf~

Feel free to honour my goatee. In fact I trimmed it the other day.

*attatches some trimmings to a small pedestal, sprinkles it with holy water then passes it to Wumbeevil*

Now no taking my goatee in vain!

Have you taken legal advize about that name Orcus?

I tried to call myself Terry F******t once, but a petition was circulated saying I was claiming more intellectual kudos than I was entitled to, so I had to settle for Terry Moderator.

I think you've misunderstood the goat commandments, that was "Honour thy goat and thy goatee", not "On her thy goat and thy goatee".

jwf if you don't stop reminding me of that Dion creature I'm going to start a Human Rights case against you. Now go away and put some clothes on at once!

Have you taken legal advize about that name Orcus?

I tried to call myself Terry F******t once, but a petition was circulated saying I was claiming more intellectual kudos than I was entitled to, so I had to settle for Terry Moderator.

I think you've misunderstood the goat commandments, that was "Honour thy goat and thy goatee", not "On her thy goat and thy goatee".

jwf if you don't stop reminding me of that Dion creature I'm going to start a Human Rights case against you. Now go away and put some clothes on at once!

So good it got removed twice

That's Witt as in http://www.katarinawitt.de/ btw

No but I made need it for these underpants as now I've had them on so long

Dear BBC and associated a**e licking, gong-chasing sycophants

You will have noticed from the minute's "silence" at Parkhead today that we do not all share in the belief that the Queen Mother (deceased) is as universally adored as you would lead us to believe.

In light of this would you kindly remove your news editor's head from the collective Royal rectum and concentrate on news rather than what can earn your board of governors their worthless bits of metal and titles

Thank You

Yeah, shock horror at Parkhead, eh?

It was still quite a good effort when you consider the intimidating factors, firstly the social taboo of breaking the silence (even Rangers players get some respect), but more importantly running the risk of gettting ejected from a title-clinching match in a stadium swarming with stewards. The latter is probably why a lot of fans remained in the concourse until after the 32 second farce was over.

Still, could've been worse, and not just with a normal kick-off time, at one stage they considered making the clubs play God Save the Queen! That would have been a great laugh, when it came on just before the Grand National, the pub burst into the Soldier's Song. Talented pubs we have here in Glasgow