h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Waterloo? After all that drinking where's the portaloo?

"oh my goodness!!!, i have not thought of that song in AGES!!!!!!
*goes to record player and slips Kungfu Fighting under the needle*
LET'S DANCE!!!!!!!
monsy

*LOL*

Looneytune, you have out done yourself again.

*starts dancing on the tables*

WOHOO!!!! Lets get this party moving

"NM walks through....not sure he wants to stop here!"

NM

Fairly Strange "Get down and boogie man"

Have a drink or 3 or 12

*shazz slpes over and changes the music*..Thank you for the music...the songs you're singing What a swell party this is....oops,I think that's from another song......pass me a glass pleash,I'm far too sober atm ;-(
shazz

helpth meth!!! thumpthin ith wrongth!!!! i donth noth whath ith iths buth all ofth a thudden i felth vury odth!!!! OH NO!!! thumone path me a drinth QUICKTH!!! i thinth i am thobor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
monsthy

Here you go Monsy love, and have some cake *grins*...

TM takes the stage(well the livingroom anyway)...

OOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHhhhhhh
OOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHhhhhhh
Everybody was KungFu fighting
Those guys where fast as lightning......

Or maybe something a little bit more appropriate :

SO I WANNA KNOWOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAAAAAAME.........

TM(Terribly Musical)

She keeps the Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
Let them eat cake she says, just like Marie Antoinette
A built in remedy for Crustchev and Kennedy
And then again an invitation you can't decline
Caviar, cigarettes because she was well versed
Fastidious and precise...

She the KILLEER QUEEEENN
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laserbeam
Garanteed *pass me a drink people* to blow your mind...

Shazz takes over the mike.....

Go on now goooooo,get out the door
just turn around now......you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with your lies,
Did I stumble,did I break down and cry.....
oh no,notI
I will survive...............
shazz

**Astro stumbles in, stares around wildly, grins, and does a jive**

Hellloooo PPL!!!

Can I join?

**doesn't wait for permission and grabs the mike**

We're lost in music
caught in the trap
no turning back
we're lost in music

By the rivers of Babylon
where we sat down

AAAAAArrrrrggggghhhhh, I can't belive I'm singing this!

give me some cake, quick!

**swigs approx. half a bottle of vodka**

BTW, thanx for the invite, Towelmaster!

Dear, dear dear. It's enough to drive a man to drink

Yes please. Make it a double

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be

Thud

thanks for the cake TM i feel much better now
*climbs onto the table and begins to twirl about wildly*
monsy

oops,sorry,got distracted by Robbie Williams singing *Millenium* on the *Jools Holland Late Show*......now ..where were we ....ah yes.....
You make me feel like dancing(I wannna dance the night away)
You make me feel like dancing(I wannna dance the night away)
Da-ancing,daancing,
Dance the night away......
Da-ancing(ooooooh),da-ancing,
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhooooooooohoooooooohhoooooooooo
shazz

Obscure picks uo the mic, stumbles, recovers, stumbles again, swearing he'll never do karaoke again, and bursts into....
You must remember this
a sip is just a sip"
Everyone can here Bogart turning in his grave, and whip the mic out of obscure hand.
Obscure recovers quickly, putting a gin and tonic in his mit, and changing the music to WHAM...

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiight .........*octave higher*ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
shazz

Wham? Whatever next. Scooter?

Ok, my contribution is:

WE ARE FAMILY,
I GOT ALL MY SISTERS WITH ME
(everybody now)
WE ARE....

**some heroic person approaches to strangle the Goth with the microphone lead**
aarrgghhh......
Ik ben haaiiii als een vlaamse papagaaiiii
That one's for you Towelmaster!!

check out my latest journal entry for more amusing foreign karoake info!
shazz

Oh...??

Well that will teach you.
How about giving us another rendition of 'misty', only this time, stand on your head, and drink a pack of Tennants Super.
This should be interesting.