h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Retrieves false teeth from inpectuous cat Pink.

There you are Shazz, sorry about Pink, it's hard to tame panthers, especially in spring.

Leave Wowbagger's leg alone Pink

whoa there!!!!!! wowwwwwwwwwbaggerrrrrrr im so sorry about the sculpture!!!!!
*in sweet innocent little voice*...care for one of monsy's chocolate vodka fishies? or two or three or four???
-saffire

*skips over from the dancefloor to where saffire and wowbagger are standing*.....i am sure she didn't mean to do that wowbagger, here have some spiky fruit it is fab. you know ...helps you to forget all your worries
monsy

Time to change the record!
*thumbs through record collection*
Ooooooh how does the Jackson 5 sound? Y'know - when they were all together (but not totally altogether if the documentarys were true )
*A..B..C....EASY AS 1..2..3...*
And saffire, the sculpture looks better this way anyway.
Good to see you at our party L'Toonz my friend.
Saveloy on a stick?

hehhehheh - thats what i was planning wit dat sculpture all along heeheehee...
now turn up that jackson 5!!! (or can you not do that with a record player? i wouldnt really know)
-saffire

Sits in the corner listening to a transister radio playing Dean Martin's Greatest Hits. Wonders why no one is turning it up.

Dean Martin?!He's a brat-pack member isn't he?! I think I prefer the Jackson 5...how about *Triumph*..I think I have a copy somewhere.....and is that really Michael on the front? He looks quite normal!
shazz

Shazz... Dean Martin is a GOD!
(A very drunk god mind you, but a god nonetheless).

*grabs Loonytunes' transistor (after asking politely of course and turns it up really loud*

EVVERYBODYYYYYYY LOVVVES SOMMMEBODDDYYY SOMEEEETIIIIMEEEE....

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh

*hears the lovely music coming from the transister radio and searches for someone to dance with*.......oh well, if noone will dance with me i will just improvise
*grabs the broom out of the closet and begins to give it a whirl*
monsy

Well Well well WELL !!

I go away for just a short week and what do I see when I try to take RisqueTowel home ? Nothing, Nah ofcourse not...MONSY....Where are you ? By the way good evening ladies and gentlemen, Would there be a wee little drop of any ointment left in one of those bottles ? *start to hum* 'Lifeforms, lovely little lifeforms. Where are you ??' *too much StarTrek*.

You can lick the Factor 15 on my arm if you like TowelMaster

And how was the vacation? Drunken we hope

.....and did you miss me? ;-( I am here now....but no-one else seems to be moving!!I better scatter some of this massage oil about and see if I can get any reaction
shazz

*is rudely awakened from her peaceful slumber behind the lava lamp*.... "wha??, wha??,what!!?? is this???....ugh!!!...i'm all slippery!!!!!
*attempts to stand and slides back down to where she was*...."ermmmm,SHAZZ!!!! are you the cause of this oily mess all over me????"
*looks around for shazz and notices a familiar figure standing a few feet away from her*..."my but you look familiar , you look like someone that i used to know but haven't seen around for quite awhile"......"ermmmmm, i think your name is towermistro or trowelmitter....something like that"
monsy

*Smells Shazz's massage oil and races over, dancing to the music at the same time.*

Hey Shazz how about you and mmmmeeeeeeeaaaAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!! *BANG!*

*Slips, hits head on cocktail sausage tray. Falls unconscious at Shazz's feet*

It's been.... fun! (too much Star Trek as well )

*Collapses, not to regain consciousness 'till ohhhhh Friday week.
( bye everyone! -Wowbagger)

*crawls over to Wowbagger and gently puts pillow under his head then covers him with a soft blanket*..."do not worry, i will watch over you and your domain 'till you regain conciousness"
monsy

The theme from Skippy The Drunk Kangaroo plays merrily on

O.K. WOWBAGGER !!!!! Let me guess,...StarTrek VII generations.....


My compliments.

Now look here Shazz...what do you mean..?

And ehat is this,,.....massage-oil ??? Guess what the only thing was that I missed on Crete...?

nope......hot bath tub Troy and Riker

So you wish....It was the dying scene of Captain Kirk on the mountina and his last words were : 'It's been fun.....oh my...'.