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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Free range chickens travel far and wide. It's what they do. smiley - biggrin


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Post 6342

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~



Q: - Why did the smiley - chick cross the road?
A: - To get home on the range - and escape Colonel Sanders and Wile E. Coyote

smiley - pirate


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Post 6343

Florida Sailor All is well with the world

I am not sure the smiley - chick would really want to be on the range http://learn.compactappliance.com/best-kitchen-ranges/ Of course this is in English and we have too many words, many of which are spelled the same way, but with far different meaningssmiley - facepalm I had to this explained to once by a Russian employee to whom I had to explain the difference between 'lead the parade' and the soft metal we make bullets from. When I picked up my 50,000 word abridged dictionary smiley - rolleyessmiley - headhurts

F smiley - dolphin S


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Post 6344

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Lead parades would move slowly because of their weight, wouldn't they?


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Post 6345

Florida Sailor All is well with the world

But, what does the person at the very front do? Every parade needs a leader.

F smiley - dolphin S


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Post 6346

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Those were not the ranges the smiley - chick was looking for

I was thinking of the range where the deer and the butterflies roam

Made famous in the lyrics of smiley - doctor Brewster M. Higley

smiley - pirate


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Post 6347

ITIWBS

Turkey day was a success, got that much craved slice of dark meat, served with another contributor's homemade cranberry sauce, served up a 3rd of a gallon of my own bean salad, canvased by the hostesses dogs for tid-bits (after she warned everyone not to let them have any).


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Post 6348

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Geico thought of that meaning of range, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z38evlC-EiY


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Post 6349

Florida Sailor All is well with the world

Free range smiley - yikes I had to pay over $500.00 for my new one smiley - cheers

F smiley - dolphin S


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Post 6350

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

TANSTAAFL smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


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Post 6351

Florida Sailor All is well with the world

Not even a cooked one smiley - biggrin

F smiley - dolphin S


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Post 6352

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - sorry what I meant to say was of course TANSTAAFR* smiley - flustered

smiley - pirate

*There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Range


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Post 6353

Florida Sailor All is well with the world

smiley - rofl


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Post 6354

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - doh


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Post 6355

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!




Another royal wedding.......... viva la replibulickic smiley - winkeye


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Post 6356

Baron Grim

smiley - rolleyessmiley - sigh


Ugh... there is very little actual news on the evening news this week. It's all Royal Wedding and Sexual Harassment with some sprots and weather tossed in.


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Post 6357

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!



Sends a cider and gin to his mate Baron smiley - biggrin


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Post 6358

Baron Grim

smiley - cheers


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Post 6359

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

There will be sexual harassment and sports and weather at the royal wedding? Things look interesting. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 6360

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!



Apperently I'm being Modded smiley - laughsmiley - tongueout


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