Hello people.

I now reside in Bedford, England, UK, although I am actually from the provinces of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, after taking a short diversion to the shores of Durham where I somehow gained a degree.

I am the sole UK distributor for 'Clam', the world's first integrated salad cream, inimate lubricant and brake fluid.

But seriously.. my professional interests are internet and intranet development, web/database integration and wireless application development. Sounds fun doesn't it?

I also love music, drinking, curries, guitars, toast, and.. erm... well, plenty of things. Visit my web s***e if you can be bothered. Note - I'll be keeping my blog on there from now on, and will only be filling in my h2g2 forum sporadically. So there.


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