h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, have you decided to help the Nigerian prince deliver a better hairpiece to the Trumperor?

nah! It'd be hair today and bald tomorrow

He's a Covidiot.

Anyway, it's not his hair that is a problem for the nation and the world.

He loves money, so you'd think that the closure of his casinos and the low occupancy of his hotels would be enough to make him suffer. Maybe he does suffer, maybe he doesn't. I would have no cause to want ihm to suffer if he were doing a proper job of running the U.S. Or, plan B, if he would admit that he'snot up to the job, and resign. Of course, there are those who dread having Pence as president. That's as it may be, but putting Pence in the White House at this point in Trump's term would give him little advantage. He's apparently too dumb to realize that people ould take him to task for not wearing a mask in public.

I do wonder if this current situation will cause a "legitimate" delay in our electoral process this November. Just how bad is the second wave going to be??

I always joke about some "dictator" pressing a button to start a war
I think trump is NOW on my list

I do hope that your premonition won't come to pass.

so do I..
unfortunately history has seen many like throughout
and it stands to reason, that there'll be more in the futureI just hope that "WE" keep them contained as such

What do sing on VE Day ?

Whale meet again

I'm not far enough ahead of the curve for premonitions. I usually have postmonitions.


The dirty secret of Washington is that there isn't really a button that a madman can press. It's actually an evil squirrel with a mad-scientist-developed appetite for mayhem. Plus, it has a network of equally evil squirrel cohorts everywhere. Maybe some of these have buttons that they can press, but I would guess that they have buried
missiles with warheads deep under the roots of large oak tress. So, when the squirrels set off these missiles, the oaks get sent into the air as well.Can you imagine the damage that thousands of large trees have as they fall a on all and sundry?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeT6Aeof4Ok&feature=youtu.be

I don't think I want to hear Trump singing.

re: the red button he's definitely the sort who'll press it

What if he's colorblind, and doesn't know which is red?

He'll keep pressing while everyone else for the shelters

I wonder how much longer it will be before both Trump and Pence catch the Coronavirus. Their aides have it now.

would the virus DARE attack trump ?


Have you noticed, there are loads of different languages in the world, but viruses etc - bypass everyone! But WE have to "work out" theirs

That's progress.We didn't have a clue how those viruses were put together.

if the scientists etc work viruses as lego bricks ? as it's all to do with interlocking, so a "good" virus that can attach to a bad one - positive meets negative = annihilation

There are ways in which scientists actually do experiment with strips of viral genetic material, but I wouldn't compare that to Legos. They're scientists, so they sometimes do weird stuff because thy want to see what happens. Don't do this at home, kids!

scientists = lets see what happens when we put/add
Mathematicians = we'll make the sums add up some way
theoretical's = it could work