h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Awh... Thank-you Kylie's wee Sis. I Should Be So Lucky, Lucky, Lucky, Lucky... Oh PLEASE, do tell me to Shup Up In Me Face...

Shaddupa ya face,

here have some or you'll never make it through the day.

Having read all the stories, I am gonna have a hard time this time, Usually one jumps out at me, but there are about four in there that I could give a top mark to, will have some more coffee and another wee think

'Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick' was another chant from around then too, if I recall...

Anyway, will score all tonight. Great mix this time round and not a 'What a State' about them either!

Thanks for the cuppa, me away now to start a 'working' day...

Wasn't an easy title to use - there's a measure of implied humour of a 'carry on' nature. I managed it in my 'scifi collection', but it wasn't one of the best.

I read all your stories, Weaver, and I think you were touched by the inspiration stick that day. I will comment on them further over at your place later on

I loved it purely for its funny interpretation of the title. It was the ultimate state.

Thanks, but I think if you'd written that story independantly, you wouldn't give it that title...

Righty ho. What's the scores on the doors then?

spidey

I'm at work right now, so I'll have to score when I get home, or maybe lunch, if I don't go to the pub.

A3619235 Jazzy J -7
A3622682 Weaver -7
A3642482 Kate -6.5
A3642716 MrsLooRoll –7
A3657080 Lyndabk -7
A3659952 AsmallNumberOfMonkeys -6.5
A3663074 Karjon –6.5
A3663371 NaeThyme –6.5
A3663623 Spidey n/a
A3664424 Enigmatic1 -8
A3644471 Stationery Explorer –7.5
A3665838 Fat fat gardener -8
A3665973 Feckin'lastasusualPenJen -9

Would someone like to volunteer to ad up or is it my turn?

spidey

LOOK! Spidey gave some 6.5s and stuff! Let's attack her for making her decision!



*grumble mumble*

I'm not volunteering to add up the scores.


A3619235 Jazzy J - 9
A3622682 Weaver - 9.5
A3642482 Kate - 7.5
A3642716 MrsLooRoll – 8.5
A3657080 Lyndabk - 8
A3659952 AsmallNumberOfMonkeys - 8
A3663074 Karjon – 8.5
A3663371 NaeThyme – N/A
A3663623 Spidey - 7.5
A3664424 Enigmatic1 - 9
A3644471 Stationery Explorer – 9.5
A3665838 Fat fat gardener - 8.5
A3665973 Feckin'lastasusualPenJen - 8

BTW what is the point of this emoticon ?

A3619235 Jazzy J - 8
A3622682 Weaver - 9.5
A3642482 Kate - 7.5
A3642716 MrsLooRoll – 7
A3657080 Lyndabk - na
A3659952 AsmallNumberOfMonkeys - 7
A3663074 Karjon – 7.5
A3663371 NaeThyme – 7
A3663623 Spidey - 7.5
A3664424 Enigmatic1 - 9
A3644471 Stationery Explorer – 8.5
A3665838 Fat fat gardener - 8
A3665973 Feckin'lastasusualPenJen - 9

These are the votes folks from the North of Ireland

A3619235 Jazzy J -8
A3622682 Weaver -8.5
A3642482 Kate -8
A3642716 MrsLooRoll –N/A
A3657080 Lyndabk -8
A3659952 AsmallNumberOfMonkeys -8
A3663074 Karjon –8
A3663371 NaeThyme –8.5
A3663623 Spidey 8
A3664424 Enigmatic1 -9
A3644471 Stationery Explorer –8.5
A3665838 Fat fat gardener -8
A3665973 Feckin'lastasusualPenJen -8.5

looby

A3619235 Jazzy J ~ 7.5
A3622682 Weaver ~
A3642482 Kate ~ 7.5
A3642716 MrsLooRoll ~ 7
A3657080 Lyndabk ~ 8
A3659952 AsmallNumberOfMonkeys ~ 8.5
A3663074 Karjon ~ 7
A3663371 NaeThyme ~ 8
A3663623 Spidey ~ 7
A3664424 Enigmatic1 ~ 8
A3644471 Stationery Explorer ~ 7
A3665838 Fat fat gardener ~ 7.5
A3665973 Feckin'lastasusualPenJen ~ 8.5

These were really hard to score - they all have something good about them. Some just had a little bit more, is all.

A3619235 Jazzy J -N/A
A3622682 Weaver -8
A3642482 Kate -8.5
A3642716 MrsLooRoll –9
A3657080 Lyndabk -8
A3659952 AsmallNumberOfMonkeys -7.5
A3663074 Karjon –7.5
A3663371 NaeThyme –7.5
A3663623 Spidey 8
A3664424 Enigmatic1 -9
A3644471 Stationery Explorer –7.5
A3665838 Fat fat gardener -8
A3665973 Feckin'lastasusualPenJen -9

Jane

A3619235 Jazzy J - 9
A3622682 Weaver - 9
A3642482 Kate – 7.5
A3642716 MrsLooRoll – 7
A3657080 Lyndabk – 8.5
A3659952 AsmallNumberOfMonkeys - 8
A3663074 Karjon – n/a
A3663371 NaeThyme – 7.5
A3663623 Spidey - 7
A3664424 Enigmatic1 – 8.5
A3644471 Stationery Explorer – 8
A3665838 Fat fat gardener - 8
A3665973 Feckin'lastasusualPenJen – 8.5

A3619235 Jazzy J - 8
A3622682 Weaver - 8.5
A3642482 Kate – 8
A3642716 MrsLooRoll – 8.5
A3657080 Lyndabk – 9
A3659952 AsmallNumberOfMonkeys - 8
A3663074 Karjon – 7.5
A3663371 NaeThyme – 7.5
A3663623 Spidey - 8
A3664424 Enigmatic1 – 9.5
A3644471 Stationery Explorer – n/a
A3665838 Fat fat gardener - 8
A3665973 Feckin'lastasusualPenJen – 8.5

I'll add the scores up, I guess it must be my turn.

Still to score:

Kate
S.N.O.M
Enig1
Fat G
PenJen