h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think he'd have his hands full!

Spose I'd better post an A number - Blue Moon - A3650636.

The tube one is two old trouts - discussing a nice bit of steak. (Think kalaidascope tunnel effect if anyone bothers to read it!) A3665874.

A3619235 Jazzy J
A3622682 Weaver
A3642482 Kate
A3642716 MrsLooRoll
A3657080 Lyndabk
A3659952 ASmallNumberOfMonkeys
A3663074 Karjon
A3663371 NaeThyme
A3663623 Spidey
A3664424 Enigmatic1
A3644471 Stationery Explorer
A3665838 Fat fat gardener

Your A number for Blue Moon is wrong, Fats, it took me to the Flower Seller

found it.

Meltemi?

Fat fat gardener? Is your self esteem getting worse of late, fats?

Sorry Lyndabk!Thanks for pointing it out.

It's right on the composite list now above.

Spect I should go to bed...keep falling over. Fell down the stairs a week ago. Fell out of the summer house today. Tipped my wine over at a business meeting today. Keep wondering if there's more than usual wrong with my brain.

OK, OK; I'm away to write my wee piece. God, talk about pressure. Give me about 20mins (have to go grab me a coffee and a fag).

bout time too wee mull

Ooh Enig, it's just the Baroque landscape of my life...fat fat fat - sounds like a 2CV struggling up a hill.

Lyndabk...'Meltemi' - the wind that blows in Summer in the Aegean.

Hi PenJen,

I'm glad I'm not the only one late with my homework!

'Coffee and fags'...tut tut...try something healthy like me...flapjack and Calvados.

Aahh, I see, thanks for that, I hadn't heard it before

and Fats, I think you know me well enough to drop the bk, ok?

burning the midnight oil again, L?

Ok Lyndy Loo Loo. I only know cos I spent 5 months island hopping in Greece once. Wanted to spend time alone writing. Didn't write a word but did lots of watercolour paintings. Had lots of adventures, lots of long walks and met many lovely people.

OK, just done. Fiddling with an A number...

Hi Weaves, I'm just about to put my jammies on and turn in for the night. You just in, been out for a candlelit supper?

OH Fats, I am soooo Jealous of your island hopping ways. Adventures eh? tell us more...

posted by the fat gardener | posted 43 Minutes Ago
A3619235 Jazzy J
A3622682 Weaver
A3642482 Kate
A3642716 MrsLooRoll
A3657080 Lyndabk
A3659952 ASmallNumberOfMonkeys
A3663074 Karjon
A3663371 NaeThyme
A3663623 Spidey
A3664424 Enigmatic1
A3644471 Stationery Explorer
A3665838 Fat fat gardener
A3665973 Feckin'lastasusualPenJen

Phew!

Fats, tell us more...

Have read them all now and will review and score tomorrow.

I can't keep my eyes open, so I will lay my head down.

Goodnight to all you lot

Weaves and Jen, are you STILL here, or just up, like me?

If you were here on your own, I hope you behaved yourselves

Erm.... I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd scream BUT decided to write the feckin' worder and read and review all the others. Knackered now and on my fourth cup of caffeine...

As for Weaver - God knows what he's been at. Probably waiting for Eniggy to post comment or somethink. Reckon I'll be in for a telling off though. Mine's ain't funny or witty and reads too much like a poem. Ach well... End of the Line, I suppose.

I wish I had your energy girl, I love me sleep me.

I don't think you will be in trouble for your piece, but it is almost too powerful to in this wee comp