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Welcome to flipflapland.

Have a look at this linkage. When Dave arrived he came with a free Microsoft Office trial that lasted all of 6 weeks and then they wanted me to pay tons of spoons to get the full version. Open Office has MS Word and Excel equivalent things and is free.

http://www.openoffice.org/

But NotGerty has been droolchristened.

Why thankyou. It's so lovely to be here

I'll check the link later, just realised that I forgot to reset the video clock when the clocks went forward. I need to go feed the childs.

Toodle pips the noo



I gotta flipflap

*pokey*

What'cha doin'?

Just deciding which thread I was going to whinge in about nobody being here and call to order a meeting of The Flipflapateers

What you doin?

Oh and sitting with my feet up on the sofa with my flipflap on my knee watching telly, smoking and drinking tea

Here Miss! *handup* Making it all for one and all for flip flaps.

Watching filum, smoking, cuppa, feet on beany bag.

S'great, innit?

Nearlyironing!

S'brill!

There's far too much ironing goes on around here

Ha! That last smiley was actually supposed to be

Notgerty won't let me be Mrs Grumpypants

Don't know why I bother with nearlyironing. Should be a slob and wear crumpled shirts covered in crisp crumbs all the time.

Thought you were a tad happy about it.

Always wear wool, wool doesn't need ironing

The thing is telly is too distracting now I can see it, and not realising how long I've been watching

Then in Summer I'll be a sweaty slob.

Yeah, yeah, you were never a couch potato before NotGerty.

I'm flaggin' a bit. It's flumpy time.

Night night.

Night NotGerty, let Jangley go to bed for a couple of hours, ey?

Sweaty slob is the new black

Oh always, except when I was on dinoputer. Unless I spun my head round 180 degrees

N'night