h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Night night

*lickylicky*

Cor! I'm delicious!

I want to go to bed but I used all the feathers in my duvet on you.



I'll use the big crusty bit at the top of the loaf.

Night night.

Ooooh! You are.

Night night pickle

A McTrin 'wich. Is there any left? Can I have fries and a pritt shake too?

A McTrin 'wich?

*lifts bread*

There's nuffin in it! He's escaped!

Must buy prezzies for Jangley. Must buy prezzies for Jangley. Must buy prezzies for Jangley.


http://www.fabulousfoods.com/crafts/paper/wrapping/wrapimg/gifts.jpg

Tea and cake time.

Oh well, that's just typical that is!

Everyone else gets a piece of the McTrin 'wich, but me, huh, not so much as a crumb.

Mind you, smelling the way he does, maybes it's no such a bad thing.

Pressies! Pressies! Pressies!

*riptearshredrustlerip*

N'aaaww, that's *nearly* everything I always wanted

There's the bread. But he did leave a bad smell in there.



Did you want a donkey in Cambodia?

Probably due to all those french fancys

No! But now you come to mention it

What you been doing?

http://www.practicalpresents.org/acatalog/Donkey_support.html?engine=adwords!8513&keyword=%28donkey+charity%29&match_type=

(I know someone who couldn't think of what to get his family last year for Christmas. He bought them a donkey each. If he buys one more he gets a video. )

This n that, that n this.

But mostly watching Bond. James Bond. It went on for aaaaaaaggges

What'choo been up to?

*clicky*

N'aaaw, that's a nice idea.

But *I* want the donkey, my need is greater

Oh you know, I've been doing things n' stuff. Wrapping Chistmas pressiesNow I want to open them all again.

Was it the new one? Was it good? Was it was?

http://www.internationalhouseofcoffee.com/images/donkey77.jpg

(8 out of 10 donkeys agree that coffee is yukky).

That's the bit I like - makin' 'em all look purdy.

Was Fraidy pouncing?

It was the shiny new 'un and it was good. 'cept there was a hugely long poker game and I got bored. Why isn't Bond's game of expertise Monopoly?

Donkey!

I shall love him and squeeze him and make him do the ironing.

Oh yes, Fraidy *helped*
And, she got a rolled up bit of sellotape thrown at her
You really should try that, they hate it when it sticks to their fur and try and run away from it, s'larious.

I'm not a big fan of Bond me'sen. I think he should play Operation

I'll give it another go as soon as I finish putting her in high places to watch her struggle down.

Not even the Sean ones?

I saw Operation in a shop yesterday. There was only one left and I had to wrestle a kiddie for it, then his ma hit me with a Kerplunk box.

Yeah, obviously Sean was de best. They're ok, I've just seen them so many times

Stupid woman and child, don't they realise all's fair in retail wars?

Should've got her with the old Connect Four to the throat - never fails. Hii-yaaaaa!

I loved Connect-4...until the botttom bit broke off and the counters just dropped through

Connect 4 was great until I ate all the counters.

You're here!

Yes. Well... sort of