h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think, depending on the answer to my last question, I'm about to feel a bit stupid

I mean, it's not as if he did the calming down thing or anything, just blinded me with Geekish, and never even bothered to ask if I had checked the otherside of Notgerty for anything that looked like it might be the right connecter thingy. I just saw the thingy at the back that said in the manual 'MODEM', and it's not as if where it says right next to it 'Connects to a phoneline' is in anyway clearly written in a jump out and slap me way. Or anything.

Oh

It's a ... thing.

To do with connecting to the internet and it can connect computers to each other and other hardware stuff. Something like that.

Looks like this and should be on NotGerty's hip somewhere:

http://socalfreenet.org/files/images//enetport-274_0.jpeg

Nice Polie bear though, can I keep him even if I've been mental?

You can. You can even throw creme eggs at him if you like.

Throw them softly though.

To do with connecting to the internet you say?

Like to a modem or somesuch.

Oh

I just spotted it in the manual...s'got pictures and everything

I'm just going away for a little while to, erm, try something

Back in a jiff

Does the modem cable look summat like this?

http://blog.hiwired.com/archives/ethernet%20cable%201%20thumb-thumb.jpg

If it is, plug it in the damned hole.

You've either found a hammer to bang the thing in or your t'internet's going too whizzily for you to stop and post.

Have they eloped to the tree together?



I'm for the off. N'night.

Oooh, lights on.

Hello

Everythings totally normal. Nothing to see here, move along

Is there anything in the house rules about it being ok to yikes a post or several that shows all new depths of stupid that *someone* has somehow plummeted?

I was such an arse to that bloke too, although he did absolutely deserve it anyway

Oh, and I took so long cos I had to get Notgerty some protection, don't want her catching any nasty diseases from Dave

NotGerty's here!

Hello NotGerty.

Nooooo. I've got it all bookmarked to show to Trin so that we can point and laugh.

He's a gent, my Dave. He's waiting 'til after marriage.

She shaw is purdy

I scoured that manual, I tell you. It was hiding from me until I'd worked myself up into a lather Ofcourse I couldn't have discovered it 10 minutes before I signed in to publicly humiliate myself

N'aawww. Is he a gay then?

So, you stopping up for a bit or still flumping?

Are you flumpy posting from the settee with a cuppa?

It may even make it into the Hootoo Family Scrapbook.

He's not picky actually. Swings both ways.

Nope, flumpy time.

Night night.

Night NotGerty.

I am!

Now all I have to do is buy comfy sofas

*pulls out pockets*

Tis nice though, I'll be able to watch telly and dooveedoos *and* hootoo at the same time

That's just plain greedy that is!

Night night then

Notgerty, stop picking your nose and go give Naunty Footie a kiss

*pokey*


Lo! I have a flipflap

It's soooooo cool!

Lo! Sorry, I went to do pasta things.

(Well, actually, I'm not sorry. It was delish).

Is big PC going to live in the tree on a permanent basis then?

*poke*

Probably bust the keyboard by drooling on her.

I've not moved from here since lastnight

Ok, slight exaggeration, but it does kinda feel that way.

Food! Must put that on the to do list.

Dinoputer has been exiled into 'The Cradle of Filth' *headpoints* so he can still do word docs and stuff for school, Notgerty (I'm also under strict instructions to change her name, unless I get no more made for me) doesn't have MS Word or excel or nuffin.

Sorry

But there's so much shinyness to drool over