h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you thought of anything plummety yet then?

I can't think That's probably why I've never been skydiving, the social embarrassment of not knowing what to say when you jump out. Yes. that'll be it.

I do like "teleporto!"



Haveyou commented in Gray's blog yet?

I'd go with 'teleporto!'

Er... no. Not yet. Building up to it

Might build up to it with some refreshments

He's on there, saying things.

*schlurp* *munch*

Is he? Has the conversation moved around to skydiving yet?



Apparently not

Not quite yet.

Maybe it will after the next episode: Moss on a Plane.

Early flump week hasn't finished just yet.

Night night pickle.

Is that what this is, early flump week? Is it in commemoration of something? Will there be a street party with bunting and sheep on trucks at the end of it?

Night night sloopchamp

There'll be a celebration when worky things ease up and late nights can start again.

Hello

I've just been over to Footie's to tell her she's going to do a job for me very soon, then I felt guilty because I didn't have a job for you to do for me, and I know what a jellybags you get about such things, so I got to thinking, 'what could I do that would make Trin feel all includey too?'



You Smell!

I concur!

Concur? Is that Footglish for 'pong'?

It's Footglish for 'I smell of roses and gimme your 'wich'

Is it? *sniff* Cooo...



http://www.fahad.com/pics/world_most_expensive_sandwich.jpg

Cor! There's a hell of a concurrence coming off that cheese! Poo!

Thankyou.

Stoppit! I don't smell.

I know

I think it's wafting in from *headpoints* over there.

Could be the drains.

Could be the bins.

Could be something else that begins with 'b'

You have smelly brains? Are they in jars next to the pickles?

Don't know



Ask me a question

Free reign on the poking!

Are you wearing shorts and flip flops?

I don't know



Let me ask the pickle jars.

*flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop*

*polf pilf polf pilf polf pilf polf pilf polf pilf polf pilf polf pilf polf pilf polf pilf polf pilf polf pilf*

They won't tell me

Pickles go 'polf pilf polf pilf'?

Nevermind.

What does beetroot do?