h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I enjoyed that

Poo brings such happiness.

Sorry Moonpig, I'm gonna have to go and flump.

Night night.

You such a tiredy!

Night night moomin

I'm early. Think my inner clock is all wrong.

They moved it

He he he... Operation Extratickle went superbly... he he...

Hello.

I need you to think for me.

When one loses one's mind and is about to step out of an aeroplane, one is asked if one is ready to skydive to make one take a deep breath before shouting out an answer. Could say something cheesy like 'born ready!' but it's a bit naff. Instructor told me about someone who worked in a cafe and would shout out 'cappuccino to go!' before jumping.

One wants something short and snappy but can't think.

Hmmmmm...

"Hold the mayo!"

(No, not right for you at all )

Er...

"Yippiekieyay!"

(Bit over the top)

"Two sugars please!"

(Nerrrrr...)

Oo! Shout 'NO!'

No, then they'd probably make you come back down again.

"I'll be back!"?

>> "Hold the mayo!" <<

Madness!

Could shout out "flying man!" Hiro stylee.

IT Crowd.

"Teleporto!"

"Well done - you've bagged a normal"

Hiding on the ceiling.

I'm glad Richmond/Boosh is in it - they ought to let him be in it more

Maybe I'll say that round Gray's blog later.

Maybe not

Your new mate?

I daren't say nuffin there.

What's she out of? Her in pink?

Oo! But you could ask him what to say when you jump!!!

Can't just barge in and ask him. The relationship has to build up before we get to that stage. Drinking of tea together, 24 dooveedooathons and 'wiches etc.

"Eat your heart out, Bauer!"

No?

"Peter File"

"Poowillybumfluff!"

Gray picked up on it?

Maybe I will wander over there.

That's Peep Show shoe shop girl again. She's in everything now

That's her!