h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hang on! Footie's coming! Listen...

*distantrumble*

She might have got a bit lost on the way over though

Night!

I did get lost. I was reading the backlog and then about pastels and knackers.

Night night Jangley!

Pastels and knackers? Must've missed that...

Have you forgotten about the sweetie factory and the pastel build-up already?

N'awwwww. Newt brain.

I blummin' have and all Where's all that?

Jangley said you'd been writing, yah? And this A40924695 was the only one I could see as being written by you because you're the only one who writes 'sweetie' like that. 'Cept for me and that's just 'cos I'm copying you.

That's something I'm polishing for the UG - I haven't added the author's name to it yet. I thought she meant this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F129130?thread=5862825

Ah. Well, I did think it wasn't very you to be writing about knackers. But there was that 'sweetie' and the factory and I put two and two together and came up with a lamb.

Indeed - now writing about knackers! It's roooood.

Are you hankering after a kebab?

No. That was no. Not now. You might think you see now, but it's actually no.

But polishing them's okay?

Of course not.

ROOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

Not a fan? *munchmunch*

Not so! You said up there *points* that you're polishing.

Pull t'other one.

I'm polishing the piece. I am not polishing the knackers. I'm leaving the knackers alone.

I quite like them Not that I've had one for a while.

http://www.frigilunch.be/files/images/foto-kebab.jpg

Woah!

*chompscoffgobble*

And garlic sauce rather than chili, just the way I like it - how did you know?

You've told me before.

Supernewt!!!

I did? My word, I do make interesting conversations, don't I?

Have you 'eck. I was playing the newt card and hoping you weren't going to call me on it.