h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can do 5-0 with the fake surfing too

You've succumbed to the power of the mighty Hobnob haven't you?

I too must forage in the place that they call kitchen...I may be some time, hold the bunnies

(Took me ages to find out how to do that one - my smileying is really rusty <largegrin&gt

Happy foraging!

Er... they're not back yet. I think they're in the hall looking for lettuce.

Ah! Lo!

And goodboo for noo

Tara for a bit

Aha!

Oh look! It's Mr Blinkybum! Bah!

Oh, see, now look what you've done, you've upset sandwich now!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1219/1407449118_3fe2c84f35.jpg?v=0

That's it!

GERALD! I have a present for you.

http://lonestartimes.com/images/bird_poop.jpg

Read and learn, maybe start with a bit of Boff target practice, then go fly to Sheffieldland

You abandoned me, schnurflemurfles don't live here any mo'

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_5m-QpN30q0Q/R1siZl5OHJI/AAAAAAAABEs/EtIB5EDloMc/IMG_0312gp.jpg

Never abandoned, only ever mislaid

Seems I've been away so long that last link doesn't work.

The poo one does though

Boffmeister!<faceli...



Mislaid? Chuffin' mislaid? Bit blummin' flip careless to say nothing of newty!

Anyway, shame that last link got stolen, t'was a fine example of pupsploitation, one of my best yet.

So, where you been? What you been doing? How's your shoulders for bird poo?

Thought you'd probably be down the back of the sofa but I looked there twice and there was only a 20p.

And, obviously, if you'd been down the back of the sofa at any point, there wouldn't have been a 20p

Nufm much. Trying ot do boffwork. Nufm exciting.

I see!

How about now? Doing anything exciting?

No. Still not doing anything exciting. And nothing exciting happened in the meanwhile either.

Whereas you have been down the back of the sofa for some time, rooting for shiny silver I'll be bound

Humph! Nothing exciting never happens no more

No! Actually! I just got my head squished between the arm and the cushiony bit and had to wait until I'd lost enough weight to free myself

How long have you been without cakes and biccies and pies? What do the 20ps taste like? Do you rattle like a piggybank when you jump up and down?

Trying to think of something exciting now. Can't.

How's little kitty type?

Oi!

I see. I see. That's how it is, eh?

*sitdown*

Why are we waiting? Why-hi are we waaaaiting?

*coooo coo coo cooooooocooooo? cooooo cooo coo coo cooooocoooo?*

*eeeek eek eek oooooookeeeooook? ooo oooo eeek eeek EEEEEEEEEEEEK!*

Oi. No shouting.