h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

I'm out of hootoo practice, went to make tea, then remembered I needed to put washing in, decided to change my bed, got distracted by kittens and totally forgot to make tea

She's lovely

After a couple of days of hisses and growling, Pudd's bessie mates with her and is currently playing chasies Fraidy just does big hisses.

I love my wee furry family

Coooooooeee! Come by! Jangley! Jangajangajangajanga! By! Jangajangajanga! Cooooooooeeee coooooooooooooooooooeee!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah HA!

I usually put the bag in before I wander off, then come back to cold stewed tea some time later

*scamper scamper scamper*

*cakey snaffles*

Yay! It worked!

I didn't even flick the kettle

Well, now you can make it fresh

Capital idea!

Do you take sugar and milk?

Sugar, no. Milk, yes.

Corned beef, no.

Cakes and biccies and sweeties and macaroons and fondant fancies, yes

And....taadaaa...new cakey things what I made.

Chocolate based...just for a change

I used to love Corned Beef, not in my tea though, although I never tried, but on 'wiches with onions and brown sauce

Afore I knew better, obviously.

Oh no, I do like corned beef, just not with tea.

*thinks*

Actually I've never had it with tea, so I don't know.

*schlurp* Ta - oo, lovely.

Can't see it having satisfactory dunkable qualities one needs with one's char, still, when in Argentina n'all that...

You've been doing writing

I'd hardly call it writing... Writing's at least a page.

Yeah, well, for some of us writing's a shopping list...

Besides, s'more than I've ever seen of stuff what you wrote, in fact, I don't believe you're a boff atall, it's all a ruse, you really work on the checkouts in Tesco don't you?

Yes.

*beep*

What gave it away?

You'd never last on checkouts, you'd be making mental shopping lists all day and spending all your wages on beeskwees.

No, no, I think you're really a tram driver. Somewhere where they have trams.

Ah... the beeskwee dilemma Do you think I could be paid in beeskwees and just live in the Tesco?

A tram driver? Why would you think that?

*dingding*

Even better, just live in the dumpster bin behind the Tesco and eat all the food they throw away for nothing

Ner, you'd never last as a tram driver, you'd get too distracted and try to turn corners and derail the tram.

You're a trainer for guide moths for the blind! Yes, that's it isn't it? Ha!

Tram driving would get pretty boring after a while. Much rather be in something you could take off on adventures (and I'm sure the passengers wouldn't mind).

What on earth makes you think that?

*flapflapflapooalightflapflapflapfizzzzzzowplummetthud*

N'aaawww, you're just like Cliff Richard in Summer Holiday

Bah!

Uummm... okay, okay, be a rubbish old boff then

I'm away to desmellify myself in the place of wetness, then do sloops with baby cats

N'night