h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That seems to have a flutterby. And a little fairy chap with a rather spiffing cap

Other places? Interweb weirdo?

How *could* you?

It's got a bigger doily too.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. He so sweet and brings furry footed horsies.

Furry footed horsie lothario type, eh?

Oh, he'll promise all the furry footed horsies you've ever dreamt of, sure. But, the day after, look out the window and...

Badly decorated camels

He brought a truckload of poo.

*looks out of window*

*nuffin*

I don't think they're permitted to leave the desert after 9pm.

Are they allowed out after 9 if they're on official poo-bringing business?

That'll depend on the size and consistency of the poo.

No dodgy poo scams, ey?

"Ere, mister... wanna buy some poo? Loooooooooooovely poo... fell off the back of an elephant *sniff* knowwhattamean?"

Well, you grow accustomed to receiving sweetly smelling fresh poo and then *bam!* you get a plastic pretend one thrown at you.

*waters poo*

*sniffsniff*

Blimey... one sniff of a poo-gum

I'm going for a really early flump

(It's the third night in row - I mean, biology alone suggests I'm going to fall asleep in darkness at some point, surely..?)

Night night you

Awww. You drag me all the way out here way away from home and then leave me on my own.

No, that's fine. Leave.

Night night Twiglet.

*parade of elephants playing drums and cymbals marches through the thread, disturbing the peace and knocking down an unfortunately placed wall*

My!

What an awful lot of stuff is happening.

Ho yus. Yus indeed. Yup, yup, yup.

Doesn't anybody round these parts get insomnia any more then?

*thinks*

No. Not had it in a long time actually. This doesn't bode well, does it? I'm gonna get a bout of it very soon.

I think I'm sleeping a lot better since giving up smoking. Though I'm drinking a lot of water so spend the majority of the night weeing. I'll have to take Dave to the loo with me.

*begins sweeping up the unfortunatley placed wall that the elefants nocked dawn*

Very kind of you.

Could you sweep away the elephants too? And EV?

Can do... really I'm looking for my nose; I've lost it you see, and if I don't find it soon I'll need to launch an appeal so I can buy a new one

I think we'll need a bigger bin bag

I'll sculpt one out of cheese for you if you like.

Don't need a bin bag. I've got a handy black hole right here that we can dump it all into.

A nose sculputred out of cheese! I'd be so grafeful! but.... no, can't think of any downside...
Oh,
#That* black hole...
I coudln't see it its very... err... black...